“I studied how to use the clothes washer. The handy instructions on the lid helped; so did the box of suds. It instructed me to separate the whites from the coloreds. Laundry will be the last American institution to desegregate.” — Huston Piner Copy Share Image
“On Algebra - "We're a month into it, and I'm planning to start a real protest movement, one to have X and Y removed… — Huston Piner Copy Share Image
“They put a man on the moon. Can’t they find some way to end the scourge of algebra?” — Huston Piner Copy Share Image
“I studied how to use the clothes washer. The handy instructions on the lid helped; so did the box of suds. It instructed me… — Huston Piner Copy Share Image
“In my family nudity just doesn’t exist; I’m pretty sure my parents were both born fully clothed and still shower that way.” — Huston Piner Copy Share Image
