College Quotes · Page 60

The first question [American college kids] asked me was, 'What state is Kuwait in?' They thought Kuwait was in America.

— Ayshay

I graduated college and moved back home, started helping my dad, did landscaping for a living.

— Chris Lane

College was a great time. I partied there, but I also learned how to act.

— Lusia Strus

I used to smoke marijuana, but that was when I was in college, before it was a drug.

— Dan Quayle

“Don't ever let anyone tell you that college is for smart people. College eats smart people alive.”

— Hannah Moskowitz

When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?

— Bill Cosby

I've studied Chinese in college, but basically, I'm not bilingual.

— David Henry Hwang

In college, I guess you could say I was a running back that threw.

— Julian Edelman

When I left for college, my mom really latched on to the dog; She started buying him little outfits and calling him…

— Jennine Capó Crucet

The only job I'd ever had that might be considered not playing music was teaching guitar, which I did in college for…

— John Oates

I didn't think reaching the NBA was a possibility when I coached Derby in 1990. I was right out of college when…

— Nick Nurse

If you want to be an athlete, then getting good grades, going to college, and developing your intellectual skills are important.

— Tony Dungy

Even though I did not go into college teaching, I believe the education I did receive helped me to become a better…

— LaVell Edwards

A man is a better citizen of the United States for being also a loyal citizen of his state and of his…

— Louis D. Brandeis

I was only in college, unfortunately, for, um, a year. I think my major was public relations, and I had no idea…

— James L. Brooks

Jobs for America's Graduates is all about helping the most vulnerable and underserved youth succeed in school, on the job, and in…

— John Bel Edwards

I remember classes in college where the professor was espousing certain theories about how blacks were inherently less intelligent. But I learned…

— Condoleezza Rice

In a high tech world the cure for the tragic shortcomings and perilous fallacies of human intuition is education, but education in…

— Steven Pinker

My dream was to become a rec league coach. I love basketball so much, I love playing it, I just never thought…

— Kevin Durant

I was never supposed to play in college, let alone the NBA, so I always feel like I have something to prove.…

— Steve Nash

Over 13 percent of women in college have reported being a victim of stalking during the school year, and one out of…

— Gwen Moore

I personally can barely remember what I was like before I came to college, what made me happy or worried or confident.…

— David Fahrenthold

I was always interested in the larger picture, I was pre-law in college, and had a degree in economics. I was very…

— Jay Roach

I went to a girls high school and I went to a women's college and when I first started teaching at Georgetown…

— Madeleine Albright

I didn't graduate from college, so I might as well be on Atlantic Records, right?

— Sturgill Simpson

I have a lot of college football players in my Brain Bank with CTE.

— Ann McKee

Most players don't mind drug testing once they realize they don't have to study for it.

— Mack Brown

Rick Santorum has come out against contraception and against college. He wants us literally to be f**king stupid.

— Bill Maher

I was attorney general; my name is Meese. I say, go to college. Don't carry a piece.

— Edwin Meese

I barely made it out of high school and I didn't go to college.

— Michael G. Rubin

“No matter how much you learn in college, it never prepares you for the real world.”

— Donald Allen

I started when I was in college because I was shy and thought it would be a good way to break out…

— Catherine Bell

Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.

— John Green

When I went away to college, I marveled at the wealth of bookstores around Harvard Square.

— John Updike

I went to a liberal arts college wherein grading was qualitative and we had to write our own evaluations.

— Carrie Brownstein

College professors have two bad traits. They are logical and they are easily flattered.

— Gertrude Stein

As a teenager, I wanted to write novels. By college, it was theater, plays, and then, shortly, it was film.

— Richard Linklater

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

— Fred Allen

An Atheist in Alabama is one that doesn't believe in Bear Bryant.

— Wally Butts

When you're 17 and 18 is when you get really good, and in college, you have to put the chess aside.

— Hikaru Nakamura