College Quotes · Page 58

I really didn't know how to eat until I studied nutrition in my second year of college.

— Gail Kim

If you are in college, stop trying to get with people in high school. Like, come on now. Time to grow up.

— Anonymous

In college, I interned for Diane Sawyer my sophomore summer.

— Abby Huntsman

All the professors in all the religious colleges in this country rolled into one, would not equal Charles Darwin.

— Robert Green Ingersoll

I went to college thinking of maybe pursuing a career in film criticism.

— Michael Showalter

College mostly makes people like bladders-just good for nothing but t'hold the stuff as is poured into 'em.

— George Eliot

I always thought that I could play football at the college level.

— Chris Hogan

There's a lot of amazing people that don't get into college.

— David Hogg

I told my parents, 'You've taken care of me all my life, helped me through college. You've been awesome, but now it's…

— Eric Close

Because there's no way on earth she's going to make it through college unless she grows some serious ovaries and turns this…

— Lisa McMann

Some libs took offense at my David Broder quip earlier. In my own defense, I was taught in college it's OK to…

— James Taranto

Being the first person to go to college that really related to me from the movie [The Butler] because being black and…

— Lee Daniels

In many college classes, laptops depict split screens - notes from a class, and then a range of parallel stimulants: NBA playoff…

— Samantha Power

I need to decide whether to apply for college or delay it for a couple of years while I pursue some more…

— Lacey Chabert

Even as a college professor at Carnegie Mellon and Stanford, I saw myself as an entrepreneur, and I went out, took risks,…

— Sebastian Thrun

I did all the musicals in my high school; I was in a pop group signed to Cash Money Records in college.…

— Janina Gavankar

You never forget your first tofu scramble. I was in college, and it was my first meal at the student-run co-op where…

— Chris Morocco

I don't believe in colleges and universities. I believe in libraries because most students don't have any money. When I graduated from…

— Ray Bradbury

My dad, who was creative director in the '60s, always wore black jeans with black desert boots; he thought he was cool.…

— Andy Spade

In high school, a teacher once suggested that I be a math major in college. I thought, 'Me? You've got to be…

— Danica McKellar

As a freshman in college, I was having a lot of trouble adjusting. I took a meditation class to handle anxiety. It…

— Daniel Goleman

I've been thinking of humorous things since I was... I can't remember when. All the way through elementary school, all the way…

— Steven Wright

I lived in the States from 1996 till 2000. I attended the Berklee College of Music in Boston in 1997. But I…

— Psy

People didn't know certain things about me, which... I was out of creative writing class in school, Syracuse University; had a B.A.…

— Lou Reed

Absolutely. There are a 1000 better coaches in the cities, but I'm the best in the country.

— Lou Holtz

“I love you, Skye. You’re in my heart, in my head, under my skin. You’re my present and my future.”

— Stephanie Witter

I was a short order cook in a pool hall in college. So, I am the fastest cook in the world.

— Sharon Stone

I went to college and studied writing, and I got involved in theater. It's always been my passion.

— Raymond Cruz

What every college must do is hold up before the young the spectacle of greatness.

— Henry Steele Commager

I used to study in Guru Nanak college and there we had only seven girls out of 4,300 boys.

— Sunil Grover

If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get to leave. Somebody make that a law, please.

— Anonymous

I wonder how many college tuitions could be paid off with the amount of money spent by Minions on advertisement.

— Amandla Stenberg

I graduated from college and went straight into a job with MTV.

— Julia Hartz

There's no place on earth with more dumb girls per square foot than a college in California.

— Roberto Bolano

I'm not U.S.A. Olympic image. I didn't go to college. I came from a different route.

— Shawn Kemp

I have a daughter who is a sophomore in college and another who is in the 11th grade of high school.

— Thomas Friedman

The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a back, you only have to be dumb.

— Knute Rockne

I'm not even an engineer. I don't have a college degree; I hire guys with college degrees.

— Woody Norris

I have two step-kids and one of my own on the way. That's three college funds.

— Anonymous

I thought I was gonna go to college but, instead, I got a record deal.

— Noah Kahan