I think college administrators should encourage students to urinate on walls and bushes, because then when students from another college come sniffing… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
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My mother keeps things in perspective for me. She makes me realize that the acting I do and love is no more… — Dana Hill Copy Share Image
I took a writing class in college, liked it, and my first year out of school I couldn't get a job, so… — Zoe Kazan Copy Share Image
I was always just like, 'Standups are making it up.' A lot of people have that myth about standup. And so it… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
I have four kids in a private school who have not yet entered college. Their tuition is what keeps me motivated. Life… — Guy Kawasaki Copy Share Image
If I didn't get a job, between 16 and 18, that wasn't significant, I was just going to go to college. I… — Jessica Alba Copy Share Image
Because I could throw so hard when I got to college, they made me a pitcher. If I had to it all… — Shemar Moore Copy Share Image
Going back to high school and college, I believed I would be involved in public service. I literally could not conceptualize anything… — Bill de Blasio Copy Share Image
The New York Times reports that Moammar Gadhafi spent his last days hovering between defiance and delusion, surviving on rice and pasta.… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
It was such a thrill. I found the roughest, toughest girls who love to party. They study and work all day in… — Beccy Cole Copy Share Image
I didnt have any particular talent for fiction. I took a class in college. — Ira Glass Copy Share Image
And during my college, at the end of the junior year I worked in a mine. — Rube Goldberg Copy Share Image
To people I know in the bottom income brackets, living paycheck to paycheck, the Gig Economy has been old news for years.… — Tina Brown Copy Share Image
No one should be denied the opportunity to get an education and increase their earning potential based solely on their inability to… — Bobby Scott Copy Share Image
I went to hockey camp at Michigan because my dad has some relatives in the Ann Arbor area. We went to visit… — Carl Hagelin Copy Share Image
I'm from Washington state - a pretty small town there called Puyallup. I was really into the arts there. I sang in… — Sarah Butler Copy Share Image
I went to drama college in England - the Central School of Speech and Drama, in London. I was there for not… — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
Shakespearean words, foreign words, slang and dialect and made-up phrases from kids on the street corner: English has room for them all.… — Donna Tartt Copy Share Image
In college, I actually majored in Musical Theater. I was pursuing a BFA in Musical Theater. — Grant Gustin Copy Share Image
When I was at college, the idea of fashion was more immediate to me, whereas art photography, the depth of it, was… — Tim Walker Copy Share Image
Donald Trump won the election by three million votes, if you throw out California and New York. You throw out California, New… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
When I started wrestling in the eighth grade, I just fell in love with it, and started shifting my focus more to… — Urijah Faber Copy Share Image
My mother and her plans for my future. She had it all worked out. I would attend a nice college, then get… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
In college you have the license to do things you'll never do again, so have fun with it. — Thom Filicia Copy Share Image
In college, I had a course in Latin, and one day the word "divorce" came up. I always figured it came from… — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
The best education for a writer, I think, is to read a lot - college can be a good place to do… — Rebecca Mead Copy Share Image
I was how I was in college because I had to be. I played angry. I played hard. I stepped on guys'… — Christian Laettner Copy Share Image
I've never been to Harvard, I've never been to college, so I don't know what dorm life is like. — David Fincher Copy Share Image
It is often said that Americans have no sense of history. Ask a college student who Jimmy Carter was and they will… — J. Maarten Troost Copy Share Image
My favorite NBA team are the houston rockets and favorite college team are the duke blue devils. — Dante Hall Copy Share Image
The Dodgers. My favorite hockey team is the Kings. I like the Clippers in basketball. And I like USC college. Football, the… — Alyssa Milano Copy Share Image
I'm an intelligent and articulate person with a college degree and I can do whatever I want in the world. — Matt Mitrione Copy Share Image
I didn't know how to act at all. I got a seat in college through the extra curricular admission quota, and it… — Sargun Mehta Copy Share Image
Academics, who work for long periods in a self-directed fashion, may be especially prone to putting things off: surveys suggest that the… — James Surowiecki Copy Share Image
Hers was a memory made up of snapshorts: being dragged through the snow by a pack of wolves, first kiss tasting of… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. — Sargent Shriver Copy Share Image
Back in college, when I got kicked out of school, I was still in school, I'd just written the song that got… — Brian McKnight Copy Share Image
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