Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Jefferson and Washington had no idea these idiots would exist, otherwise they would not have made killing illegal.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every professor is like tell us something fun about yourself I'm just sitting here like, 'Im weird as fuck, honestly.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's a tough life being a pop star. You know, at the end of the day when you've paid all the bills… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, and Mark Zuckerberg all dropped out of college. What am I still doing here?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My parents worked enormously hard to put four children through college. We didn't have a lot of money. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's find a bar so dark we forget who we are and all the scars of the 'never's and 'maybe's die. Let's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some kids, for some reason, it just doesn't click in the classroom as they need it to. We have college coaches talk… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I worked at my high school newspaper at Andover, which came out weekly, unusual for a high school paper. Then my first… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I believe the word 'studying' was derived from the words 'students dying.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its so obvious when people are texting in class, because no one just looks down at there crotch a smiles. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I should get a college art credit for the masterpieces I have drawn on my passed out roommates. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone says your school friends will be friends for life but I definitely think it's your college friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when professors keep you the entire time on the first day of class. Gimme the syllabus and get me out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Students, with the beginning of the new semester, remember; Good grades, enough sleep, a social life...You can only pick two. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I keep flip flopping between being ready for college & not being ready to leave. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
