If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get to leave. Somebody make that a law, please. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear person who finishes test in 10 minutes, I HOPE YOU FAIL! Sincerely, still on first question. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Usually I avoided college students, whom I considered brutal, wrapped up in themselves, particularly in their youth, in which they found material… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best friends are the ones who keep in touch with you when they go away to college no matter how busy they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations on finding out where you'll be gaining 15 pounds as a freshman next year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We'll be perfect roommates as long as you never touch anything of mine and leave the second my friends come over. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cities are broke, there are no jobs, people without a high school diploma and sometimes even with a college degree can't get… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I studied the way I do during finals week all year long, I would be a freaking genius. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I believe in logic, the sequence of cause and effect, and in science its only begotten son our law, which was conceived… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some profs seem to be under the impression that we have absolutely nothing to do during our free time and that we… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lovely days in my life : Childhood Days, School Days & collage Days, Horrible days in my life : ONLY EXAM DAYS :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Smoking crack is a way for people who couldn't afford college to study the works of Charles Darwin. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you don't give your kid freedom to make choices with money, including stupid choices, he'll make plenty when he gets to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's hard making new friends in college when there's no one who can even compare to the best friends you already have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Exams don't test what you know. They test how well you can study the night before. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Without some type of college education, how do people expect to succeed in life? Its not like we all can be famous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I went to Midwood High School in Brooklyn and then to Brooklyn college for 1 1/2 years. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't hire anybody not brighter than I am. If they're not brighter than I am, I don't need them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At a time when going to college has never been more important, it's never been more expensive, and our nation's families haven't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“They say 74% of everything you're learning in college is a bunch of bullshit you'll never need 83.4% of everything you've got,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In school, if you take too long in the bathroom, everyone thinks you pooped! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In school, group projects only taught me one thing: How much I hate other people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
By preventing a free market in education, a handful of social engineers - backed by the industries that profit from compulsory schooling:… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had gained so much confidence through my college achievements that I wanted to tackle the world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've learned that your college friends become kind of family, you eat together, you take naps together, fight, laugh, cry, and do… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You find out who your real friends are real fast when you get to college. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Good luck studying information you'll never use in the job you won't have when you graduate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the college you visit has a bookstore filled with t-shirts rather than books, find another college. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope you get into all the classes you're planning to drop when they require too much work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One must recently have lived on or close to a college campus to have a vivid intimation of what has happened. It… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got a degree in sociology, didn't read much fiction in college, and I was a pretty political, left-wing type of guy.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was chomping at the bit to get my career started - so after I took all the theater courses at Brooklyn… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only trouble here is they won't let us study enough. They are so afraid we shall break down and you know… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
College education is the great Filipino dream. But in a world of rapid technological change, getting a job or keeping it depends… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I went to a party at a bar in college, and gave the bouncer a fake ID. Turns out, he was best… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
