You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You help your dog chase its tail. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Cops before breakfast.Before coffee even. As if Mondays weren't bad enough. — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
Sometimes we struggle through a tasteless coffee till the last sip,then we find sugar lying at the bottom .. thats life, sweetened… — Nate Copy Share Image
If you watch a fly on, say, a coffee table, you'll see that they're rubbing their little legs together to groom themselves;… — Michael Dickinson Copy Share Image
“Don’t ever let a man get the better of you – that’s all Peter is. Just one man. Now, pull yourself together… — Joanna Bolouri Copy Share Image
I like to write early in the morning, like, 5 a.m. If I'm really on my game, I don't have any coffee… — Travis Morrison Copy Share Image
We shall prepare the coffee of reconciliation through the filter of justice. Through reconciliation, streams of tears will come to our eyes. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide Copy Share Image
According to Wikipedia, the longer your Starbuck's drink order, the less of a man you are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“No milk. It is black coffee, pure but strong, that fortifies against the powers of darkness with which the world is filled.” — Robert Aickman Copy Share Image
“Pause while reading a book only in case of two things: 1. To kiss 2. To sip coffee Too bad both are a luxury.” — Saleem Sharma Copy Share Image
He boils milk with fresh ginger, a quarter of a vanilla bean, and tea that is so dark and fine-leaved that it… — Peter Høeg Copy Share Image
I served seven years as the chair of the Princeton economics department where I had responsibility for major policy decisions, such as… — Ben Bernanke Copy Share Image
“Pouring tea was just what she needed right now. Such a civilizing force, tea. She would nip sugar with little silver tongs.… — Tessa Dare Copy Share Image
If you had a daily printout from the brain of an average twenty-four-year-old male, it would probably go like this: sex, need… — Kate White Copy Share Image
I had a job when I was 15 working at a supermarket, and I knocked over a stack of plastic coffee cups.… — Antony Starr Copy Share Image
Real isn't what they try to tell you. Time isn't. Grown-ups hammer down all these markers, bells, schedules, coffee-breaks, to stake down… — Tana French Copy Share Image
I didn't study anything really. I didn't learn out of the books because I couldn't read music very well, so it is… — Joan Baez Copy Share Image
The bacillus of efficiency has also attacked football, and some dare to ask what's the point in playing well. I feel tempted… — Jorge Valdano Copy Share Image
“I need coffee to deal with this, and I’m not getting decaf.” — Matthew Arnold Stern Copy Share Image
Nike store won't accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Your half-caf, double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis. — Eric Kripke Copy Share Image
“I love that there's such a rivalry. It's like, leaf water versus bean water, ya know?” — Robyn Schneider Copy Share Image
Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Usually, if you stop for tea, someone will feel the desire to join you. — Sunita Williams Copy Share Image
I love the vibe of Italy, drinking coffee and wine, and eating pasta and pizza there. — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
Sometimes I sound like gravel, and sometimes I sound like coffee and cream. — Nina Simone Copy Share Image
Coffee renders many foolish people temporarily capable of wise actions — Baron de Montesquieu Copy Share Image
“scent of freshly roasted coffee, chocolate and cinnamon permeated the room. This” — Cindy Sample Copy Share Image
There isnt not enough coffee in the world for me to become a morning person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
