I like my women like I like my coffee, held tightly between my thighs while I'm driving. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best of luck on your internship here and on getting me a coffee right now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
According to Wikipedia, the longer your Starbuck's drink order, the less of a man you are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life's too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don't care. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“skinny decaf latte.” This is a ridiculous form of coffee, but I did not point it out.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're like coffee, sumtimes bitter, sometimes sweet , sometimes cool , but most of the time , you're HOT .. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves - slowly, evenly, without… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just pulled a Dwight Howard at Starbucks - I kept changing my order until they finally just gave me 4 different coffees. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's tell people we voted because of the worldwide financial meltdown rather than the free cup of Starbucks coffee. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Nowhere is the English genius of domesticity more notably evident than in the festival of afternoon tea. The [...] chink of cups… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say you can smoke 400 cigs a day and drink 20 cups of coffee, but you can't have a line or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Coffee, Thank you for always being here for me every morning to wake me up and give me lots of energy...I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your habit of drinking hot coffee during the heat wave has us worried you're trying to kill yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wait!" What?" I lowered my cup hastily, wondering if maybe there was a stray hair, or worse, a newly boiled bug inside… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dora appeared, placing Alex's coffee in front of him."Your girlfriend is a wonder, honey,"she siad to him, squeezing willows shoulder. Willow's smile… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tea tempers the spirits and harmonizes the mind, dispels lassitude and relieves fatigue, awakens thought and prevents drowsiness, lightens or refreshes the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The urge at that moment to reach across and touch Willow--to link his fingers through hers as she rested her hand on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
…he is unlike the other customers. They sense it too, and look at him with hard eyes, eyes like little metal studs… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In most households a cup of coffee is considered the one thing needful at the breakfast hour. But how often this exhilarating… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You've had hot coffee before, and in the hands of a skilled maker, coffee can be amazing. But the fact is that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Alex took a silent step closer to the kitchen door and watched unseen as willow spooned instant coffee into a pair of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If we had sex, I'd buy you a coffee the next morning if the line wasn't too long at Starbucks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There isnt not enough coffee in the world for me to become a morning person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tea-making is a ritual that, like the drink itself, warms the heart somehow. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure the world would come crashing down if there was no coffee. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Coffee shops should have a separate line for people who are late for work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pumpkin Spice Lattes are to college girls; what mini-shooters of whiskey are to alcoholics. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I read the tea leaves as if they were words left over from a conversation between two cups.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
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