“People are always doing studies. Now there's one that says drinking coffee can lead to the prevention of memory loss in old age. This is terrible news. Drinking coffee is my greatest pleasure in life. That, and forgetting.” — Ariel Leve Copy Share Image
“I’m sure now’s the time in my life to be doing a lot of things I’m not doing. I feel bad about that. But… — Ariel Leve Copy Share Image
“The only thing that's worse than people who say "I am what I am" is people who say "I yam what I yam" while… — Ariel Leve Copy Share Image
“For Liza, a greeting is an opportunity to make new friends. For me, it's yet more people I'll have to avoid.” — Ariel Leve Copy Share Image
“You try to blunt certain emotions, but your tool isn’t a scalpel, it’s a sledgehammer. And you’re blunting all of them. To protect yourself… — Ariel Leve Copy Share Image
“People are always doing studies. Now there's one that says drinking coffee can lead to the prevention of memory loss in old age. This… — Ariel Leve Copy Share Image
“Just because I ask for advice, it doesn’t mean I’m going to take it. But people get so offended. They take it so personally.… — Ariel Leve Copy Share Image
