Life's too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don't care. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Various parts of my body told me that in the future they would appreciate it if I slept lying down on a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sure the people who work at Starbucks think, 'I'm so damn tired of these kids coming in here and taking pictures… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pumpkin Spice Lattes are to college girls; what mini-shooters of whiskey are to alcoholics. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mother’s been living alone for over ten years. She gets up at six every morning. She makes herself a coffee. She… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There isnt not enough coffee in the world for me to become a morning person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Howard was almost as fond of this hall as he was of his own shop. The Brownies used it on Tuesdays, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Coffee, Thank you for always being here for me every morning to wake me up and give me lots of energy...I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wait!" What?" I lowered my cup hastily, wondering if maybe there was a stray hair, or worse, a newly boiled bug inside… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Three weeks hadn't changed Cop Central. The coffee was still poisonous, the noise abominable, and the view out of her stingy window… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Coffee shops should have a separate line for people who are late for work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Many people claim coffee inspires them, but, as everybody knows, coffee only makes boring people even more boring. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll need coffee shops and sunsets and road trips. Airplanes and passports and new songs and old songs, but people more than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel, because you rarely meet someone who has one, and when you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Imagination They say adults have no imagination. Not true. Just instead of dinosaurs and spaceships, they imagine silence and the new babysitter… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say you can smoke 400 cigs a day and drink 20 cups of coffee, but you can't have a line or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your habit of drinking hot coffee during the heat wave has us worried you're trying to kill yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is so very easy and so very pleasant, too, to read only books which lead to nothing, light and interesting books,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Fall, Thank you for giving me a reason to wear cute boots and drink pumpkin spice lattes! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm crossing my fingers that you asked me on a coffee date because you're a sober alcoholic as opposed to unemployed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love Ozomatli, this L.A. band that makes great coffee. They are half American, half Mexican, their coffee's great, and they're very… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let me wake up next to you, have coffee in the morning, and wander through the city with your hand in mine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I woke up this morning and realized there was too much blood in my caffeine system. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The urge at that moment to reach across and touch Willow--to link his fingers through hers as she rested her hand on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like my women like I like my coffee, held tightly between my thighs while I'm driving. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Starbucks acts like they're so fancy. You sell hot black water and muffins. Calm down. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Coffee is the way I fool myself into believing I'm going to have a productive day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A Centaur has a man-stomach and a horse-stomach. And of course both want breakfast. So first of all he has porridge and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
