Perhaps the two most valuable and satisfactory products of American civilization are the librarian on the one hand and the cocktail in… — Louis Stanley Copy Share Image
The cocktail party has a simple function in modern society. Its basic purpose is to pay off social debts. — Hal Boyle Copy Share Image
Pink cocktails look quite friendly. They have an umbrella in them, some sort of fruit... they look innocent, and boy, do they… — Jared Harris Copy Share Image
The glances over cocktails That seem to be so sweet Don't seem quite so amorous Over Shredded Wheat — Frank Muir Copy Share Image
Whereas most other modern composers are engaged in manufacturing cocktails of every hue and description, I offer the public pure cold water. — Jean Sibelius Copy Share Image
If anybody needs anything else at their tables, just speak slowly and clearly into your table numbers. Someone from the NSA will… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I like to set up bars at my parties so people can make their own cocktails and mix and match and teach… — Jeremiah Brent Copy Share Image
Twitter is the perpetual cocktail party where everyone is talking at once but nobody is saying anything. — Teresa Medeiros Copy Share Image
The key ingredient of politics is the idea that all of society's ills can be cured politically. It's like a cookbook where… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Large cocktail parties are an infamous technique for ridding yourself of social obligations to people you usually don't know well or like… — Barbara Walters Copy Share Image
Austin and I proceeded to knock back a couple of Ketel One and grapefruit juices, which happened to be my drink of… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Why mundanes always insist on taking responsibility for things that aren't their fault is a mystery to me. You didn't force that… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I came back from vacation and I ate everything. I mean I'm sipping cocktails by the pool, thinking I'm a size 2.… — Viola Davis Copy Share Image
Let us candidly admit that there are shameful blemishes on the American past, of which the worst by far is rum. Nevertheless,… — Bernard DeVoto Copy Share Image
Most cocktails containing liquor are made today with gin and ingenuity. In brief, take an ample supply of the former and use… — Irma S. Rombauer Copy Share Image
I can't build a simple shelf. I have no idea how to change an oil filter on a car. I can't even… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
The world doesn't go around on love between men and women. Lovers get very little done. But friends do. When you are… — Marie Dressler Copy Share Image
“he writer has a grudge against society, which he documents with accounts of unsatisfying sex, unrealized ambition, unmitigated lo neliness, and a… — Renata Adler Copy Share Image
The frustration of our [The Daily] show is- very much outside any parameters of the media or the government. We don't have… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
It should stimulate the mind as well as the appetite. The well made cocktail is one of the most gracious of drinks.… — David A. Embury Copy Share Image
In university courses we do exercises. Term papers, quizzes, final examinations are not meant for publication. We move through a course on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Coral reefs are under assault. They are rapidly being degraded by human activities. They are over-fished, bombed and poisoned. They are smothered… — Klaus Topfer Copy Share Image
If Rosie’s mother had known that eye colour was not a reliable indicator of paternity, and organised a DNA test to confirm… — Graeme Simsion Copy Share Image
Atoms are a relationship of energy. You are a relationship of energy interacting with another person who is another complex relationship of… — Rob Bell Copy Share Image
You don't have to be in shape to bowl. It's the only sport where there's a way to signal for a cocktail… — Robin Roberts Copy Share Image
In America it is not considered to be mentally ill when a woman advances on her prey in a discotheque setting with… — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
The truth is I hate cocktail parties when the only person I know is my supposed date, and he abandons me the… — Mary Higgins Clark Copy Share Image
We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. — Geoffrey Moore Copy Share Image
I've no interest in going on a road trip. If I want to go on holiday, I want to sit on a… — Sam Riley Copy Share Image
There must be some good in the cocktail party to account for its immense vogue among otherwise sane people. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Buying stock is exactly the same thing as going to a casino, only with no cocktail service. — Ted Allen Copy Share Image
This cocktail may be virgin, but you won't be after drinking it. Schisandra is a superberry, an adaptogen and... an aphrodisiac. — Zoe Helene Copy Share Image
Writing a novel is not method acting and I find it easy to step out of it at cocktail hour. — Bret Easton Ellis Copy Share Image
I don’t want to do a cocktail party. I’d rather people left my shows and vomited. — Alexander McQueen Copy Share Image
I'm tied of hearing about temperance instead of abstinence, in order to please the cocktail crowd in church congregations. — Vance Havner Copy Share Image
Don't skimp on the ice. Bags from the grocery store melt so fast and water down your drinks. I prefer beautiful, big… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To me, being grown-up meant smoking cigarettes, drinking cocktails, and dressing up in high heels and glamourous outfits. — Lorna Luft Copy Share Image
During holiday parties I end up recycling a lot of my cocktail dresses and just wearing a layering piece, like a blazer… — Lauren Conrad Copy Share Image
My cocktail, so to speak, was only EPO, but not a lot, transfusions and testosterone. — Lance Armstrong Copy Share Image
I didn't want women to walk out of the dressing rooms feeling depressed and wanting a cocktail. — Sara Blakely Copy Share Image
![“The frustration of our [The Daily] show is- very much outside any parameters of the media or the government. We don't have access to these people, we don't have access. We don't go to dinners we don't have cocktail parties. We don't you know, you've seen what happens when one of us ends up at the…” quote by Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2cc/jon-stewart-455_access_the-frustration-of-our-the-daily-show-is_3100466.jpg)
