Life is like a cocktail, made up for the most part of sweet things, and tinged with a dash of bitters. We… — Edgar Guest Copy Share Image
...when the armed robber of unhappiness knocks over the Keebler cookie display of our complacency, and bangs the samurai sword of negativity… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I can't build a simple shelf. I have no idea how to change an oil filter on a car. I can't even… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
Most cocktails containing liquor are made today with gin and ingenuity. In brief, take an ample supply of the former and use… — Irma S. Rombauer Copy Share Image
Why mundanes always insist on taking responsibility for things that aren't their fault is a mystery to me. You didn't force that… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I came back from vacation and I ate everything. I mean I'm sipping cocktails by the pool, thinking I'm a size 2.… — Viola Davis Copy Share Image
Austin and I proceeded to knock back a couple of Ketel One and grapefruit juices, which happened to be my drink of… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Large cocktail parties are an infamous technique for ridding yourself of social obligations to people you usually don't know well or like… — Barbara Walters Copy Share Image
The key ingredient of politics is the idea that all of society's ills can be cured politically. It's like a cookbook where… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Let us candidly admit that there are shameful blemishes on the American past, of which the worst by far is rum. Nevertheless,… — Bernard DeVoto Copy Share Image
There were times when I was broke, when I was down in Florida and I had to go to cocktail parties for… — Mickey Rooney Copy Share Image
Unlike other Jewish families, we didn't go out for Chinese food on Sundays, but we spent our time in a world of… — Ricky Jay Copy Share Image
I was working as a cocktail waitress in a heavy metal bar. Then, my manager said I should try some acting, which… — Britta Phillips Copy Share Image
There was also a hunger strike in front of the National Press Club, which seemed an odd place to have a hunger… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“loopholes in some United States liquor laws allow it to be served in restaurants with only a beer and wine license. This… — Amy Stewart Copy Share Image
I'm a woman for all seasons. I mix 'n' match, do designer and high street - keep all my good pieces. I… — Joan Collins Copy Share Image
