I don’t want to do a cocktail party. I’d rather people left my shows and vomited. — Alexander McQueen Copy Share Image
Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won't be invited to cocktail parties. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“God gave men brains so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.” — Kate Libby Copy Share Image
“Quite collected at cocktail parties, meanwhile in my head I'm undergoing open-heart surgery.” — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
There must be some good in the cocktail party to account for its immense vogue among otherwise sane people. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. — Geoffrey Moore Copy Share Image
The truth is I hate cocktail parties when the only person I know is my supposed date, and he abandons me the… — Mary Higgins Clark Copy Share Image
Twitter is the perpetual cocktail party where everyone is talking at once but nobody is saying anything. — Teresa Medeiros Copy Share Image
Publishers, editors, agents all have one thing in common, aside from their love of cocktail parties. It's an incredible taste and an… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
What we know of other people's only our memory of the moments during which we knew them. — T. S. Eliot Copy Share Image
The cocktail party has a simple function in modern society. Its basic purpose is to pay off social debts. — Hal Boyle Copy Share Image
On the off chance that you have children, don't clean up at all. As children, my brother and sister and I loved… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Lobbying' is the activity of attempting to influence legislation by privately influencing the legislators. It is the result and creation of a… — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
I wasn't political enough to write articles about myself or go to cocktail parties, meaning that not only has my art been… — Michael Heizer Copy Share Image
Of course I don't want to go to a cocktail party...If I wanted to stand around with a load of people I… — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
What had I expected of the first child? Everything. Rocket scientist. Neurosurgeon. Designated hitter. We talked wisely at cocktail parties about the… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
As a child, I always enjoyed - my parents used to have these little cocktail parties - and I always loved trying… — Andrew Ross Sorkin Copy Share Image
Always underdress. The goal is not to look as if you made an effort for the particular event. If you can dress… — Lisa Birnbach Copy Share Image
Every country has its cocktail-party question. A simple one-sentence query, the answer to which unlocks a motherlode of information about the person… — Eric Weiner Copy Share Image
“He is social, but not in large groups. "I don't go readily to cocktail parties, where people just come together and talk.… — Norman Doidge Copy Share Image
In university courses we do exercises. Term papers, quizzes, final examinations are not meant for publication. We move through a course on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“he writer has a grudge against society, which he documents with accounts of unsatisfying sex, unrealized ambition, unmitigated lo neliness, and a… — Renata Adler Copy Share Image
The frustration of our [The Daily] show is- very much outside any parameters of the media or the government. We don't have… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Clothes have always had a wonderful influence on my physical well-being as well as my self-assurance. All I have to do to… — Adolphe Menjou Copy Share Image
Be undeniably good. When people ask me how do you make it in show business or whatever, what I always tell them… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
so my grandmother was not without humanity. and if she wore cocktail dresses when she labored in the garden, they were cocktail… — John Irving Copy Share Image
“I’d always hated cocktail parties. And this one was worse than most. Overdressed pseudo–people smiled plastic smiles, told one–upmanship stories with phony… — Walt Shiel Copy Share Image
Whether it's an orgy or a cocktail party, I know how to do it. — Robert Mapplethorpe Copy Share Image
the person talking to you never looks directly at you, but rather around the room, searching for the answer to the universal… — Letitia Baldrige Copy Share Image
To get fifty people to a cocktail party in New York, you ask one hundred. In Hollywood, you invite twenty. — Elsa Maxwell Copy Share Image
The cocktail party is probably America's greatest contribution to the world of entertaining. — Martha Stewart Copy Share Image
Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after… — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
My late husband's family is not something I sit around and discuss at cocktail parties. — Carole Radziwill Copy Share Image
I don't view Twitter as a promotional tool but as a really, really, really cool cocktail party. — Kurt Busiek Copy Share Image
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