“I do not want to belong to any club that would accept me as a member.” — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
“I've got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.” — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I'm not going to pay good money to join a club that lets in people like me. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house. — Groucho Marx Copy Share
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that… — Groucho Marx Copy Share
Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members. — Groucho Marx Copy Share
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you — Groucho Marx Copy Share
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. — Groucho Marx Copy Share
Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor. — Groucho Marx Copy Share
If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor. — Groucho Marx Copy Share
