How to put on Jeans: 1. Grab belt loops 2. Jump around like a bunny 3. Twerk for a few minutes 4. Lunge left 5. Lunge right. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I nursed men back to sanity who were driven to despair. I solicited clothes for the ragged children, for the desperate mothers.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awesome feeling when you buy new clothes & wear them for the first time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Jacob was right and clothes were costumes and makeup a mask, then our attitudes and habits must be our shields. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you can't get them to salute when they should salute and wear the clothes you tell them to wear, how are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Your clothes conceal much of your beauty, yet they hide not the unbeautiful. And though you seek in garments the freedom of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A newspaper reported I spend $30,000 a year buying Paris clothes and that women hate me for it. I couldn't spend that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not body-shy -- it's hard to grow up in the Summerlands, where clothes are solidly optional, and stay body-shy -- but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Call me a fashion fuckup but I refuse to disregard 1/2 my wardrobe just cause some fool said white wasn't okay after… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think you’re beautiful, the only beautiful person I’ve ever seen. I love your voice and everything to do with you, down… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Howard was almost as fond of this hall as he was of his own shop. The Brownies used it on Tuesdays, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yet I also suspected that what I was seeing was but a part of the truth and perhaps not even the most… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
jace's clothes had been clean,stylish,ordinary. Sebastian had been wearing a long black wool trench coat that had looked expensive. Like an evil… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When she raises her eyelids, it's as if she were taking off all her clothes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If mini skirts today get any shorter... women will have two more lips to paint, two more cheeks to powder, and a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Forgotten? No, we never do forget: We let the years go: eash then clean with tears, Leave them to bleach, out in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not all girls dress up nicely to impress others, sometimes they do it for themselves, for confidence. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans, I...Can't...Breathe! Sincerely, Your Balls. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How men hate waiting while their wives shop for clothes and trinkets; how women hate waiting, often for much of their lives,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
LADIES: It's not the clothes that make you look beautiful. It's YOU that make the clothes look beautiful. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Buddha says: Life should be simple, not complex. Life should be based on needs, not on desires. Needs are perfectly okay: you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once somebody is known, it seems as though anybody anywhere can say anything about them. Whereas if I simply stopped someone in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're showing someone an old photo of you and you're wearing the same shirt as in the photo. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whether you believe in God or not does not matter so much, whether you believe in Buddha or not does not matter… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nerd style of flirting: I wish I could select all your clothes and press delete — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did you like question ten, Moony?" asked Sirius as they emerged into the entrance hall. "Loved it," said Lupin briskly. "Give five… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Chinese women are much more modest than American women when it comes to clothes. We tend to show less flesh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And watch two men washing clothes, one makes dry clothes wet. The other makes wet clothes dry. they seem to be thwarting… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Heaven grant me patience! Clothes are very important," said Anne severely — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your clothes conceal much of your beauty, yet they hide not the unbeautiful. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
