My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet. — Bill Kelly Copy Share Image
For years I thought my father was a hunchback. Turns out he didn't know suspenders were adjustable. — Bill Kelly Copy Share Image
Good manners are just a way of showing other people that we have respect for them. — Bill Kelly Copy Share Image
My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet. — Bill Kelly Copy Share Image
