“Oberon:"She's a very clever girl, the kind you dont' take home to Ogma.” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“His clever wife developed an extraordinary gimmick. She hooked callers” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. — Robert J. Sawyer Copy Share Image
Just because the tide is out, doesn't mean there is less water in the ocean. — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
Religion is for people who fear hell, spirituality is for people who have been there. — David Bowie Copy Share Image
Which would you rather be if you had the choice--divinely beautiful or dazzlingly clever or angelically good? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Chennai Super Kings will win the IPL. MS Dhoni's Clever Captaincy is the reason behind Chennai Super Kings’ success in # IPL ! — Kevin Pietersen Copy Share Image
Knowledge that one has to get in this whole universe is even bigger than the universe. No one can learn it to… — Hiroshana Jayamal Copy Share Image
The artist will have had his revenge for being made to wait, A revenge not only necessary but right and clever-- Simply… — Donald Justice Copy Share Image
Every story has a moral you just need to be clever enough to find it - the Dutchess — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
You shall see them on a beautiful quarto page where a neat rivulet of text shall meander through a meadow of margin. — Richard Brinsley Sheridan Copy Share Image
I have a fantastic husband. Here's the honeymoon part: I still think he's the funniest, wittiest, most clever man I've ever known. — Sarah Jessica Parker Copy Share Image
I would [call myself a feminist], yes. I believe in the unadulterated advancement of women. And we have so far to go… — Rashida Jones Copy Share Image
To straddle the middle ground and win elections, we have to be in charge of the political agenda. This can only be… — Lee Kuan Yew Copy Share Image
I wish I were one of those terribly clever people who, when they write their autobiographies, always say, when I was fifteen… — George Seaton Copy Share Image
As is so often the case with pieces that appear in the 'Onion,' I honestly could not decide whether this was a… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
Because it is a monopoly, government brings inefficiency and stagnation to most things it runs; government agencies pursue the inflation of their… — Matt Ridley Copy Share Image
The present generation, wearied by its chimerical efforts, relapses into complete indolence. Its condition is that of a man who has only… — Soren Kierkegaard Copy Share Image
You should know what makes one photo brilliant and another. Why one illustration is instructive and another is banal. Why one blurb… — Jason Calacanis Copy Share Image
By this method thousands of humans have been brought to think that humility means pretty women trying to believe they are ugly… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Quite a lot is a large amount but quite a few is also a large amount.” — Teresa Monachino Copy Share Image
Cyling has done more to emancipate women than anything else in the world — Susan B. Anthony Copy Share Image
Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office...I will find you. You have my Word. — Anonymous Copy Share Image