In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. I licked your cone of ice cream. It was envelope flavored.” — Melody Sohayegh Copy Share Image
Every nation determines its own destiny; the clever the nation, the better the fate! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
Calories: the tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes that tiny bit tighter every night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm lazy! I hate work! Hate hard work in all its forms! Clever shortcuts, that's all I'm about! — Eliezer Yudkowsky Copy Share Image
I wasn't allowed to be clever when I was young and blonde, but now I am 50 and an old blonde, I… — Mariella Frostrup Copy Share Image
Most people can tire of a lecture in fifteen minutes, clever people can do it in five, and sensible people don't go… — Stephen Leacock Copy Share Image
Clever people, people who are cunning, do not know what love is because their minds are so sharp, because they are so… — Jiddu Krishnamurti Copy Share Image
Women are not stupid, but they were not clever enough to realise that feminism did not bring freedom, but the opposite. That's… — Michel Houellebecq Copy Share Image
“Her guts told her that something was amiss. Alexandra only spoke to her intestines once in a while, so she wasn’t sure… — J.S. Mason Copy Share Image
In the past, whistleblowers have had their desks moved to break rooms, broom closets, and basements. It's a clever punishment, good-government activists… — David Fahrenthold Copy Share Image
“Brilliance of the brain must be admired more than beauty of the body.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Though you may have known clever men who were indolent, you never knew a great man who was so; and when I… — John Ruskin Copy Share Image
I swear I'm in the presence of an angel, you make life heaven, at another angle. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
I have a fantastic husband. Here's the honeymoon part: I still think he's the funniest, wittiest, most clever man I've ever known. — Sarah Jessica Parker Copy Share Image
