Watching him was like opening the door to a siniging telegram; you know it's supposed to be entertaining, but you can't get… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
When you improvise on the spot, people are very reluctant to have soft moments or quiet moments or sad moments because they're… — Albert Brooks Copy Share Image
I used to be a window cleaner. I got fired because I sometimes liked to drink the soapy water. — Jamelia Copy Share Image
My dog does have his failings, of course. He's afraid of firecrackers and hides in the clothes closet whenever we run the… — Gary A. Kowalski Copy Share Image
A [news] magazine printed a [photo-illustration] of me in a ball gown holding a vacuum cleaner, saying I started a company. Last… — Reese Witherspoon Copy Share Image
A new era has dawned in Ontario; one where the air will be cleaner and the multiple costs of coal-fired generation have… — Bob Chiarelli Copy Share Image
CLARE: The library is cool and smells like carpet cleaner, although all I can see is marble. — Audrey Niffenegger Copy Share Image
Many years ago I sent an old, beloved jacket to a cleaner, the Sycamore Cleaners. It was a leather jacket covered in… — Peter O'Toole Copy Share Image
Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a Barbie doll, a vacuum cleaner. We're all… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I'm thinking of taking a window cleaner's job to fill the spare hour in the evening. — Stuart Pearce Copy Share Image
The abundance that is offered to us by leaving behind the fossil fuel paradigm is very promising for the world and the… — Mark Ruffalo Copy Share Image
I'm a great cleaner. I'm actually kind of addicted to cleaning. I could clean anything. — Sinead O'Connor Copy Share Image
Like some kind of strange vacuum cleaner I tried to console him. I recited the same old litanies that you say to… — Richard Brautigan Copy Share Image
so my grandmother was not without humanity. and if she wore cocktail dresses when she labored in the garden, they were cocktail… — John Irving Copy Share Image
The world itself looks cleaner and so much more beautiful. Maybe we can make it that way - the way God intended… — Roger B. Chaffee Copy Share Image
Back then, people were throwing their underwear onstage. I remember taking eight pairs of my own underwear to the cleaners and getting… — Dennis Quaid Copy Share Image
The way we use technology is completely wasteful. We duplicate many vacuum cleaners, tools; In the future we will make the best… — Jacque Fresco Copy Share Image
I have improved the way in which I paint. The colours are cleaner and there is more energy in the brush work. — John Dyer Copy Share Image
The cleaner and nicer the program, the faster it's going to run. And if it doesn't, it'll be easy to make it… — Joshua Bloch Copy Share Image
Housework hassles go on, are never resolved, and will probably extend into the afterlife ('Why am I the one who takes the… — Marni Jackson Copy Share Image
Comedy has to be so much cleaner than drama. You can't layer it in the way you can a dramatic performance. Which… — Grant Bowler Copy Share Image
I've always envied people who sleep easily. Their brains must be cleaner, the floorboards of the skull well swept, all the little… — David Benioff Copy Share Image
We have to learn how to come out of unclean situations cleaner than we were, and even how to wash ourselves with… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and… — Ben Berger Copy Share Image
Actually, New York is great for playing around. I made a lot of studies for New York-a big vacuum cleaner lying on… — Claes Oldenburg Copy Share Image
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