How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test? — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
You were playing your instruments? Or do you have tape recorders under your seats? — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from school art lessons. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
It's my custom to say something flattering to begin with so I shall be excused if I put my foot in it… — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I… — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
I've never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it… — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
It's difficult to see how it's possible to become immensely valuable by singing what are the most hideous songs. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it! — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
People say after a fire it's water damage that's the worst. We're still drying out Windsor Castle. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time… — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
If you travel as much as we do, you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and more comfort -… — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family. — Prince Philip Copy Share
The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons. — Prince Philip Copy Share
Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species. — Prince Philip Copy Share
All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury. — Prince Philip Copy Share
You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you. — Prince Philip Copy Share
Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses. — Prince Philip Copy Share
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. — Prince Philip Copy Share
In the end we must, I think, somehow conclude that they have as much right to this planet as we have. — Prince Philip Copy Share
Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed. — Prince Philip Copy Share
It is frequently more rewarding merely to ask pertinent questions. It may get someone to go and look for an answer. — Prince Philip Copy Share
People can't get their heads round the idea of a species surviving; you know, they're more concerned about how you treat a donkey in… — Prince Philip Copy Share
