Claire, did I invite you to my BBQ?" "No." "Then why are you up in my grill? — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
“Lightning snapped the night sky like a jock’s gym towel on a dork’s butt.” — Lisi Harrison Copy Share
“I know when I'm not wanted," joked Uncle Vlad. "Guess I'll make like under-eye cream and get the bags.” — Lisi Harrison Copy Share
Do I look like a Jonas Brother? Then why is everyone waiting for me to lose it? — Lisi Harrison Copy Share
Uh, I thought DVDs werne't allowed at my sleepovers. They're not. Then why am i watching the Lady and the Tramp? — Lisi Harrison Copy Share
A good boss asks what part she could have played in the problem. And then she asks herself what she can do better next… — Lisi Harrison Copy Share
“Question." "Yes," Candace asked expectantly, eyes fixed on the dark street ahead. "Have you ever had to chose sides between a friend and a… — Lisi Harrison Copy Share
Never slam a car door. According to the Westchester elite, it's a heinous crime, as heartless as kicking a puppy. — Lisi Harrison Copy Share
It's never too late to fix things with people you love, Massie. Kendra said. That's true. William agreed. — Lisi Harrison Copy Share
When the horse was little, Massie had covered the walls with posters of young fillies that she thought Brownie would find sexy. — Lisi Harrison Copy Share
