Cigarette Quotes · Page 9

There were not many people who could say that their education had been paid for with cigarettes.

— Markus Zusak

It turned out I had always been a smoker. I just hadn't had any cigarettes.

— Augusten Burroughs

If you ever lit a cigarette in your life, you have very little will to live.

— Neale Donald Walsch

Diets cause more statistics than cigarette smoking.

— Thomas F Shubnell

I'm going to sit back, light up, and hope I don't chew the cigarette to pieces.

— Vin Scully

So fantastic, like the Newport cigarette that I smoke. Hit the motherfucka till I choke.

— Twiztid

The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

Once I thought I found love, but then I realized I was just out of cigarettes.

— Jeffrey McDaniel

I get it,' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?' If you like.' said Vimes. 'But we're a bit short staffed…

— Terry Pratchett

When I was young, I kissed my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. Believe me, never since…

— Arturo Toscanini

The health of life on Earth depends on its oceans. But unless we save our seas from the growing mounds of pop…

— Zoe Helene

People - Hollywood doesn't talk about how bad cigarette smells when it smells like they wake up in bed with somebody who…

— Chris Matthews

Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible - or even sinful - that you burned up a gallon of gasoline to fetch…

— Paul MacCready

The best thing is I can say 'I'm working' when I'm having a cup of tea and a cigarette and fiddling on…

— Ben Howard

I was very surprised when last I bought a packet of cigarettes and had to request a refund as I read a…

— Robert Clark

Addiction is tricky. For example: a man who quit smoking for 11 years spent 15 seconds in an elevator with a man…

— Nate

My friend is an idiot. He smokes three packs of cigarettes a day. He won't quit, either. His big excuse is, "Why…

— Gregg Rogell

That I am totally devoid of sympathy for, or interest in, the world of groups is directly attributable to the fact that…

— Fran Lebowitz

I walked away from everybody I knew. I locked myself in a loft that I rented, like I told you, where I…

— Shane Bunting

I've come off heroin twice, and the worst part is laying in bed kicking and not being able to keep still. The…

— Russell Brand

The advance planning and sense stimuli employed to capture a $10 million cigarette or soap market are nothing compared to the brainwashing…

— Phyllis Schlafly

You know one scene I always think about is in 'The Godfather', when Marlon Brando's in the hospital. Al Pacino arrives there…

— Garret Dillahunt

“He'd end up back in his room again, moodily smoking whatever he could get his hands on, the sole source of light…

— Michael Rubens

Today I saw cancer, cigarettes, and shortness of breath. This is why I walk to the ocean. Swim with sharks and jellyfish.…

— Ryan Ross

You can say what you want about all the guns in the country [the USA], all the drugs, all the crime, but…

— Sonny Barger

I've been hooked on films ever since I can remember renting VHS tapes. But who got me hooked? I think life did.…

— Jaime Zevallos

I'll tell you what I'd do if it were up to me: I would establish a strictly controlled distribution network through which…

— George Soros

It was her first book, an indigo cover with a silver moonflower, an art nouveau flower, I traced my finger along the…

— Janet Fitch

I can't believe you've been here all day and didn't come visit. ", Tatiana said. "Aw, I figured you had more important…

— Richelle Mead

“Pete offered tobacco and paper, but Claude brought out his cigarettes and they both decided to try those. Pete provided the match.…

— Douglas Woolf

I enjoyed being at Jurassic Park, with Jeff Goldblum and Sir Richard Attenborough. It's funny, because Steven Spielberg would actually operate the…

— Samuel L. Jackson

Each civilization may choose one of two roads to travel, that is, either fret itself to death, or pet itself to death.…

— Stanislaw Lem

“He said that when you’re locked up, smoking a cigarette is like having a friend.”

— Tom Robbins

I like the odd glass of wine, a coffee and a cigarette. As you get older you can't see the wrinkles

— Jerry Hall

My cigarettes and I are going outside. At least they show me respect.

— Richelle Mead

Smoking cigarettes seems to alarm peace activists much more than voting for Reagan does.

— P. J. O'Rourke

I had a cigarette for breakfast, just for beginners, Cried for my lunch, and sleep for dinner.

— G. Dep

Listening to a news broadcast is like smoking a cigarette and crushing the butt in the ashtray.

— Milan Kundera

A cigar has "...a fire at one end and a fool at the other."

— Horace Greeley

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.

— Jay Leno