With my wife I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Lighting new cigarettes, pouring more drinks. It has been a beautiful fight. Still is. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I get a craving like I fiend for nicotine. But I don't need a cigarette, know what I mean? — Rakim Copy Share Image
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I will just put four or five extra packs of cigarettes in my bag and I will be fine. — John Daly Copy Share Image
I have seen those symptoms before," said Holmes, throwing his cigarette into the fire. "Oscillation upon the pavement always means an affaire… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
It's true though: time moves in its own special way in the middle of the night," the bartender says, loudly striking a… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
I never acted out with my actions to show people that I'm getting grown, you never see me with a cigarette, or… — Bow Wow Copy Share Image
Cigarettes and chocolate milk These are just a couple of my cravings Everything it seems I like's a little bit stronger A… — Rufus Wainwright Copy Share Image
Carbon tax has the advantage of basically being able to subsidize one set of activities that you want with another set of… — Stewart Brand Copy Share Image
I made a very slatternly mother, notably unkeen on housework, unaware that homes need to be cleaned now and then, and too… — J. G. Ballard Copy Share Image
Cigarette are better than girls both of them burn your heart,,,at least the former you can touch with your lips — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I was in control of every area of my life except for smoking. The cigarette was deciding where I could go, what… — Allen Carr Copy Share Image
A cigarette is a roll of paper, tobacco, and drugs, with a small fire on one end and a large fool at… — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
Thank God Roxane Coss had not fallen in love with one of the Russians. She doubted they could make it up the… — Ann Patchett Copy Share Image
'Reach for a (cigarette) instead of a sweet' - ...advertising slogan..(of) Albert Lasker, (with) Mary Lasker, health philanthropist, and originator of the… — Ralph W. Moss Copy Share Image
And then when she takes him through the whole wine tasting process, finishing with a long, languid taste that she really enjoyed… — Julie James Copy Share Image
I knew you were a badass," continued Adrian. "But I didn't realize just how much until I saw you dropping guardians out… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
There was a still life on Billy's bedside table-two pills, an ashtray with three lipstick-stained cigarettes in it, one cigarette still burning,… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Yeah, man. It's time to let de people get good herbs and smoke. Government's a joke. All dey wan' is ya smoke… — Bob Marley Copy Share Image
A cocktail party is what you call it when you invite everyone you know to come over to your house at six… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Lane himself lit a cigarette as the train pulled in. Then, like so many people, who, perhaps, ought to be issued only… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got this big fear of doing smoking jokes in my act and showing up five years from now goin' [puts mic… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Something will have gone out of us as a people if we ever let the remaining wilderness be destroyed; if we permit… — Wallace Stegner Copy Share Image
Very, very often in movie sex you see this fiction about unity. A union. That somehow these two thinking beings become one,… — Tilda Swinton Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, once I did learn to smoke, I couldn't stop. I escalated to two packs a day very quickly, and stayed that… — Kirk Douglas Copy Share Image
They will say I smoked cigarettes and marijuana, cursed hoarse as a crow in all my languages, and loved morphine and Demerol… — Kate Braverman Copy Share Image
Zalasiewicz is convinced that even a moderately competent stratigrapher will, at the distance of a hundred million years or so, be able… — Elizabeth Kolbert Copy Share Image
Really, Watson, you excel yourself," said Holmes, pushing back his chair and lighting a cigarette. "I am bound to say that in… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“The pen to a writer is like a cigarette to a smoker; they need it to take the edge off.” — Kellie Elmore Copy Share Image
Just saw a pregnant lady smoking a cigarette. We live in a cruel world ladies and gentlemen. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wrapped in a police blanket, I watched the rain and smoked one black cigarette after another... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When it looks like I may live longer than five minutes I'll drop cigarettes like a hot potato. — Patrick Swayze Copy Share Image
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“In as much time as it takes to smoke a cigarette, a person's life was changed forever.” — Karen McQuestion Copy Share Image
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