“She looked like a Christmas present, and he suddenly loved the holidays.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love snow for the same reason I love Christmas: It brings people together while time stands still. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Christmas 2022 was a time where a million passengers suffered flight delays and cancellations.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
I love Christmas. I don't have any children, so more than the day itself, it's about the build-up. — Jamie-Lee O'Donnell Copy Share Image
I love our perfectly imperfect Dent Christmas. We've honed how this day works for decades, so why spoil a winning formula? — Grace Dent Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Your being present is the best present you could give me this holiday season. Happy Holidays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Do kids ever tire of Christmas? The excitement of this job is never dull because in all the years and thousands of… — Dick Enberg Copy Share Image
For outlandish creatures like us, on our way to a heart, a brain, and courage, Bethlehem is not the end of our… — Frederick Buechner Copy Share Image
It's much easier for the vegan to remain at home and do their own Christmas dinner. That way, you can enjoy your… — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
Wishing you a year that is filled with all the fragrance of roses, illuminated with all the lights of the world and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
New Year's resolutions have always been something to beat myself up with by the second week of January. It seems perverse to… — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
“Join me this year in letting the dishes sit and the phone go unanswered. Instead, take an hour—or even a minute—to breathe… — Guideposts Copy Share Image
“As he looked up and saw is audience poised on the staircase, he gave a curt nod that barely passed for a… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
Maybe I'll have something out by Christmas, maybe not. I don't know, I'm really trying to take my time and do what… — Jennifer Lopez Copy Share Image
“The child wonders at the Christmas Tree: Let him continue in the spirit of wonder At the Feast as an event not… — T.S. Eliot Copy Share Image
“As a child, we put up our live piñon pine tree we’d cut down from our ranch around December 10th. As a… — Larada Horner-Miller Copy Share Image
Instead of waiting until the holiday season - when mail solicitations flood in from worthy organizations - and making a flurry of… — Laura Arrillaga-Andreessen Copy Share Image
“In another Christmas story, Dale Pearson, evil developer, self-absorbed woman hater, and seemingly unredeemable curmudgeon, might be visited in the night by… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Every night is Christmas Eve on old East Main, Sailors and their sweethearts all agree. Neon signs of red and green Shine… — Thomas Pynchon Copy Share Image
He had been to see Mrs. Erlich just before starting home for the holidays, and found her making German Christmas cakes. She… — Willa Cather Copy Share Image
The concerted effort to minimize Christmas has resulted in it being our national Happy Holiday holiday. The Christmas season is now the… — Lyn Nofziger Copy Share Image
Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit,… — Marlo Thomas Copy Share Image
(on being born on Christmas Day, 1924) I was a Christmas present that was delivered unwrapped. — Rod Serling Copy Share Image
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. — James Agate Copy Share Image
I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Not always getting what you want, but sometimes getting what you need.” — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa. — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
Even though I'm in this big, crazy business, I'm still just myself. I still celebrate Christmas; I still live at home. — Darci Lynne Farmer Copy Share Image
The flow of blessings in our life is directly related to our passing blessings along to someone else. — Thomas Kinkade Copy Share Image
I resolve never to make any resolutions because all resolutions are restrictions for the future. All resolutions are imprisonments. — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
When a telemarketer calls, give the phone to the nearest child and tell them it's Santa on the phone! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
New Year's resolutions work like this: you think of something you enjoy doing and then resolve to stop doing it. — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
“Well if it's Santa on an early shift, I hope he's brought plenty of coal.” — Tabitha McGowan Copy Share Image
There's nothing better on Christmas morning than waking up to the smell of breakfast! — Rachel Hollis Copy Share Image
Once you stop believing in Santa Claus, the whole world just goes downhill. — Tom Clancy Copy Share Image
Christ came to transform us from never enough people - to more than enough people; that through his poverty we may become… — Miroslav Volf Copy Share Image
When the cow gives blood and the Christ is born we must all eat sacrifices. We must all eat beautiful women. — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
Christmas is more that a time of festivities, family, and friends; it is a season of generosity, gladness, and gratitude. — William Arthur Ward Copy Share Image