A very merry christmas for the near and dear ones,the young and old ones hope you have fun.let's hope it's a good… — Ace Kid Copy Share Image
I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
I hope maybe I'll be in a Christmas movie that becomes part of someone's holiday tradition. — Lacey Chabert Copy Share Image
Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive. — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
I might do 'X Factor' next year. It's looking good that I won't get the sack at Christmas. — Gary Barlow Copy Share Image
Christmas is the one day of the year that carries real hope and promise for all mankind. — Edgar Guest Copy Share Image
I do have a lot of resolutions, but I don't really make them at New Year's much. — Blake Griffin Copy Share Image
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
The very purpose of Christ's coming into the world was that He might offer up His life as a sacrifice for the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The idea of God as a fatherly figure who looks down on us and worries about how we're doing or takes sides… — Dave Matthews Copy Share Image
I remember being banned from other houses as a younger child during the winter holiday season; I was the only one who… — Jami Attenberg Copy Share Image
Postal officials say that before Christmas they receive tons of letters written to Santa Claus, but after Christmas how few letters of… — Robert E. Lee Copy Share Image
I don't think of Home Depot as romantic, but I do think the Christmas wonderland they put up during the holidays is… — Betty Who Copy Share Image
Don't despair if you are short of cash. Be creative. Looking back, you'll discover that the Christmases when you had the least… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She may not be able to teach the baby how to cook, but she could teach the child how to shoot a… — Kathleen Brooks Copy Share Image
Christmas is more stressful with present buying and making sure everyone gets included, but Thanksgiving is really not that. I don't ever… — Sandra Lee Copy Share Image
The truth is, he almost wasn't a senator at all. In 1972, shortly after his improbable victory, but before he took the… — Beau Biden Copy Share Image
“While all the universe and my family are still sleeping, I will walk among the red and blue twinkle-lights of the living… — Carew Papritz Copy Share Image
My Dad is finally proud of me. He always wanted me to be a footballer. He is a football hooligan, a true… — Brett Goldstein Copy Share Image
I was once having an argument with this table of people at a Christmas gig in central London and at the end… — Lou Sanders Copy Share Image
“Why thanks", Santa said. "you're awfully kind... (Though they are a bit snug ... on my ample behind." "Don't worry," I told… — Jim Harris Copy Share Image
Many people have trouble sticking to their resolutions, and there is a simple scientific explanation for this. In 1987, a team of… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Will you call me before Christmas?' she asks. Maybe.' I pull on my vest, wondering why I even came here in the… — Bret Easton Ellis Copy Share Image
“There are many things from which I might have derived good, by which I have not profited, I dare say, 'Christmas among… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Snow falling softly on lashes of eyes you love, and a cold cheek growing warm next to your own in hushed dark… — James Schuyler Copy Share Image
That is what Christmas should be about, I think - togetherness and playfulness. It's like a game. — Billy Howle Copy Share Image
Anything that inspires unselfishness makes for our ennoblement. Christmas does that. I am all for Christmas. — B. C. Forbes Copy Share Image
It's my new single - please buy it so we can get Christmas gifts for the kids this year. — Stevie Wonder Copy Share Image
But it's true, kingdoms and crowns, a God who came down to find you. It's true, angels on high sing through the… — Sara Groves Copy Share Image
I don't really have a New Year's resolution to go on a diet or anything like that. I am who I am,… — Karolina Kurkova Copy Share Image
Love, Peace and Joy came down on earth on Christmas day to make you happy and cheerful. May Christmas spread cheer in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it? — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries. — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
My New Year's resolution is to never tell you what the person looks like who you kissed on New Year's. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This man's wife told him, "For Christmas, surprise me." On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, "Boo!" — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Wretched excess is an unfortunate human trait that turns a perfectly good idea such as Christmas into a frenzy of last-minute shopping. — Jon Anderson Copy Share Image
Friendship is a precious gift. To give at Christmas time. A Cherished gift, a treasured gift that lasts through all time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“More weapons hidden on his body than hallelujah-singing angels, dangling from a Christmas tree.” — Aleksandr Voinov Copy Share Image
Wishing you peace, love and laughter this Christmas and throughout the New Year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Are not we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? The birth of Santa Claus. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
