For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
“These days, NORAD’s peak period of public visibility is at Christmastime when it tracks the course of Santa and his sleigh.” — Ted Koppel Copy Share Image
“began to read a piece on how a high street chain of stores had banned Cliff Richard’s Christmas songs.” — Robert Galbraith Copy Share Image
“She gritted her teeth. The man dances like a clod. I’d rather dance with Mr Jenkins, who can barely move. ” — A.F. Stewart Copy Share Image
You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Christmas is a holiday that we celebrate not as individuals nor as a nation, but as a human family. — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
I just want to watch Elf but have it be socially acceptable because its not Christmas time yet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Resolutions are a wonderful thing if we can keep them, but many resolutions go by the wayside because we have not done… — Monica Johnson Copy Share Image
The denominational world tries to pressure its members to focus on the birth of Christ, but in doing so layers of guilt… — John Clayton Copy Share Image
May your Christmas sparkle with moments of love, laughter and goodwill, And may the year ahead be full of contentment and joy.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would like to go back and spend a Christmas with my family and myself when I was five years old and… — Sharon Lawrence Copy Share Image
It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, 'Merry Christmas' to me. I don't think they are slighting me or getting… — Ben Stein Copy Share Image
Do some good to the ghetto, Mr. Kris Kringle. Come and stay awhile, kick it with God's Angels. Take and acknowledge my… — Keith Murray Copy Share Image
Ranking among the greatest Christmas movie classics, 'It's a Wonderful Life' tells a beautiful story about the priceless value of relationships. — John C. Maxwell Copy Share Image
Wishing you all a blessed Christmas and a prosperous New year. May God bless you more good health, Happiness and harmony among… — Bel Claveria Carig Martinez Copy Share Image
I was 23 when I learned how to cook; I grew up around the same time. It was precisely then that Thanksgiving… — Rosecrans Baldwin Copy Share Image
In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it "Christmas" and went to church; the Jews… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Where refugees seek deliverance that never comesAnd the heart consumes itself as if it would live,Where children age before their timeAnd life… — Howard Thurman Copy Share Image
Like with me, like around '97, for Christmas my parents bought me an MPC 2000 sampler and a little eight-track cassette recorder.… — Adrian Younge Copy Share Image
It is the custom to sneer at the modern apartment-house, television, big-city Christmas, with its commercial taint . . . office parties,… — Paul Gallico Copy Share Image
“Like almost all of Beefheart's recorded work, it was not even "ahead" of its time in 1969. Then and now, it stands… — Lester Bangs Copy Share Image
To-day the whole Christian world prostrates itself in adoration around the crib of Bethlehem and rehearses in accents of love a history… — James Gibbons Copy Share Image
If a man called Christmas Day a mere hypocritical excuse for drunkenness and gluttony, that would be false, but it would have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Chinese New Year!! We now enter the year of the Horse. May it be an auspicious one for you and yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
True love is a reflection of the Savior's love. In December of each year we call it the Christmas Spirit. — Thomas S. Monson Copy Share Image
November, I'll give thanks that you belong to me. December, you're the present beneath my Christmas tree. — Neil Sedaka Copy Share Image
Snowball just leads elves on, elves and Santas. He is playing a dangerous game. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk… — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
See, While You Valentines, I'm Thinking Christmas Trees. - Lupe Fiasco ¥ — Sugar_babe Copy Share Image
The true meaning of Christmas is officially gone! There's commercials on it already people getting their decorations out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Most people made comments on how I was the strongest woman they knew. That was before the title wave of disaster hit… — Rebbekah White K.D. Emerson DeEtte Beckstead Arlene R. O'Neil Copy Share Image
You know it's time for a New Year's resolution to lose weight when you step on a talking scale and it says,… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
My first word for the New Year was 'exsanguinate.' This was probably not a good omen. — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“I wonder what it feels like to be a woman whose Christmas present must be bought in cash. Liberating.” — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
Happy Hanukkah! May the festival of lights illuminate every part of your life! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Try to talk less in this season and be active more than ever because action brings tangible results. Happy New Year 2018.” — Euginia Herlihy Copy Share Image
Those worship songs on the Christmas project will air on PBS television. That's highly unusual. — John Tesh Copy Share Image
Being queer, I would love to write a queer Christmas song one day, I think would be cool. — G Flip Copy Share Image
What does Christmas mean if we can't encourage small children to sit on a stranger's lap? — Ian O'Doherty Copy Share Image
