My wife wants something foreign for Christmas - like a Mexican divorce. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
From me growing up with a large family and everybody singing around the Christmas tree, it was a wonderful, wonderful upbringing. — Engelbert Humperdinck Copy Share Image
At Christmas our house is like a Donnie and Marie Christmas Special. — Kevin Richardson Copy Share Image
Look all around you. God's in front of you, beside you, behind you, and above you. While the devil is at your… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Christmas shopping for you has made me realize that I know absolutely nothing about you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Soon People Are Going To Say, New Year,New Me. People change every year — QueenColor495 Copy Share Image
My heart goes out to all the incredibly strong kids fighting cancer right now. Hope their Christmas wishes came true. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Dodo, are you getting cars on Christmas too?” Joe asked his father. “I don't know,” replied Joe's father laughing.” — J. M. K. Walkow Copy Share Image
I do like Christmas. I do understand that there are people who hate it, and there are other religions that resent it.… — John Waters Copy Share Image
Whatever he does should be seen as working at the Presidency and if he goes to Colorado for Christmas, it should be… — Robert Teeter Copy Share Image
On my days off I pick up our chicken's eggs. My wife and I have five chickens called The Spice Girls. Five… — John Nettles Copy Share Image
“On Christmas morning, Rebecca lost her moral virginity, her sense of humor - and her two best friends. But, other than that,… — Ellen Emerson White Copy Share Image
Hey baby, here is wishing you and fun-filled and gift-brimmed Christmas. May all your dreams turn into reality. Merry Christmas and a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Normally, I have to be dragged kicking and screaming into the festive spirit. I'm not a Scrooge. But when I was growing… — Susanna Reid Copy Share Image
“The problem is that I hate holidays… I hate the whole idea of it… That for you today is Christmas for me… — Deyth Banger Copy Share Image
My grandparents, one Christmas, they did not have anything. They did not have money to buy presents. So my grandmother went to… — Carlos Carvalhal Copy Share Image
“I picked up the phone, 'Hello?' 'Merry Christmas!' said Mom and Dad. ... 'I love you too' I replied. I hung up… — Aminta Arrington Copy Share Image
“This I would like to be- braver and bolder, Just a bit wiser because I am older, Just a bit kinder to… — Edgar A. Guest Copy Share Image
The spirit of Christmas lives with us. We are the protectors of the real tradition of Christmas-peace on Earth and Goodwill to… — L. Ron Hubbard Copy Share Image
If you have one article of clothing that's very expensive, you don't have to have the whole ensemble and look like a… — Cynthia Nixon Copy Share Image
The Church does not superstitiously observe days, merely as days, but as memorials of important facts. Christmas might be kept as well… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
A woman spent all Christmas Day in a telephone box without ringing anyone. If someone comes to phone, she leaves the box,… — Jean Baudrillard Copy Share Image
I walked inside Macy’s and faced the pathetic spectacle of a department store full of shoppers, none of whom were shopping for… — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
Is not the festive season when families and friends exchange gifts in memory of The Gift laid on the altar of the… — Lottie Moon Copy Share Image
May the glimmer and glow of each candle you light, bring blessings, warmth, and make your day bright! Happy Hanukkah. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This year I'm not going to make a new years resolution. Just going to end up wasting the first week of January. — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
my beerdrunk soul is sadder than all the dead christmas trees of the world. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Service... Giving what you don't have to give. Giving when you don't need to give. Giving because you want to give. — MC Frontalot Copy Share Image
“The familiar warmnth from the church saturated his heart again. Was this what Mom meant by Christmas joy?” — Jennifer Gladen Copy Share Image
May the warmest wishes, happy thoughts and friendly greetings come at Christmas and stay with you all the year through. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The war in Iraq - if Osama was a Christian - it's the Christmas present he never would have expected. — Michael Scheuer Copy Share Image
“Christmas was gone. Brendan didn’t even hate it, because how could you hate something that was dead?” — Elizabeth Hand Copy Share Image
Being half Jewish, we grew up with Christmas trees but had Jewish ornaments. — Gina Rodriguez Copy Share Image
“the “advertising lords” of Madison Avenue who “had reduced Christmas to a carnival of mass marketing.” — Gerry Bowler Copy Share Image
My favorite part of the holiday season is blaming my long-term weight gain on the holiday season. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis, put my LP on your Christmas gift list. — Eminem Copy Share Image
Born in a stable, Cradled in a manger, In the world His hands have made, Born a stranger. — Christina Rossetti Copy Share Image
“There’s magic in the way December glows, even on the coldest days.” — Charmaine J Forde Copy Share Image
I love Holiday seasons. I love my family. I love the feeling. I love the food. I love Jesus. I love every… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Still, as Christmas-tide comes round, They remember it again - Echo still the joyful sound "Peace on earth, good-will to men!" — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
