I hope wishing you a Happy Chinese New Year helps make up for not paying the $1.3 trillion we owe your country. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wanted to send you something AMAZING for Christmas but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May Santa Claus grant you all that you wish for this Christmas. Here's wishing you and all your loved ones a very… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wishing you Christmas Happiness to warm your heart and home with special joy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My New Year's resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the bright and festive glow of Christmas candle warm the days all the year through! Hope you will have a wonderful… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a strong nonbeliever in the Christmas letter where you don't really read it because it's just full of kind of meaningless… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want that amazing Christmas kiss. You know, the one where you're under the mistletoe, not even realizing it, and all the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon the Total Abstinence Principle, ever afterwards; and it was always said of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas is not just a time for festivity and merry making. It is more than that. It is a time for the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bells ring and the birds sing, May you get all the happiness that Christmas brings! Wishing you and your family a very… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When Christmas Eve comes, go to a window and looking at sky ask baby Jesus for more people to be fortunate enough… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
