After my first semester in law school, I'm seriously considering suing Santa for breaking and entering. I hate the holidays... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Selfishness makes Christmas a burden; Love makes it a delight. The joy of brightening a child's heart creates the magic of Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the holiday spirit be with you while you scream at your mother this Christmas — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Take it from Santa: the simple, special moments of togetherness are what create the most lasting Christmas memories.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think it's time to start working on New Year's Resolutions: 1. Make a lot of money. 2. Roll in aforementioned money. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
New year begins, let us pray that it will be a year with peace, happiness and abundance of new friends, God bless… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This year I plan to start putting off my Christmas shopping extra early. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wish this Christmas Eve brings for you the gifts of happiness, good health & joy! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish you have...12 months of happiness, 52 weeks of fun, 365 days of success, 8760 hours of good health, 52600 minutes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey baby, here is wishing you and fun-filled and gift-brimmed Christmas. May all your dreams turn into reality. Merry Christmas and a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This Christmas as you count your blessings sent to you by the Almighty, don't forget to pray for those you aren't able… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All my blessings and good wishes to you and your wonderful family. May Jesus' coming this year once again bring joy to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The very purpose of Christ's coming into the world was that He might offer up His life as a sacrifice for the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This New Year, I wish you to be blessed with a marvelous today and a brilliant tomorrow, your heart be filled with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't despair if you are short of cash. Be creative. Looking back, you'll discover that the Christmases when you had the least… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A little smile, a word of cheer, A bit of love from someone near, A little gift from one held dear, Best… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If not for Santa, Jesus would be my favorite fictional bearded guy that gets celebrated in December. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never really did Christmas before. Christmas Day? I mean, what's that? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wish Everyone knew the meaning of Christmas and were in the Christmas Spirit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think one of the reasons I love Christmas time so much is because of the endless candy canes that are acceptable… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love Christmas, because I can point and scream, 'HO! HO! HO!' and claim I was just being festive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The old year is gone and the New Year will bring everything that you missed last year! Have a rocking 2014 ahead. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas is a time when families gather and enjoy spending time together. Let us remember those for whom a loved one will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
New Year count down is about to begin. Heres sending my blessing of cheers and joys galore and wishing you a wonderful… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The year is changing not your life. The day when you crack your problems is a new day, a new life and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May this Christmas find you surrounded by those you love and those who love you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just rolled a blunt using wrapping paper...Keeping the Christmas spirit alive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I guess the roommates don't enjoy my Christmas cheer by putting the tree in my room. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Merry Christmas and my very best wishes to your family for the coming year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May each and every day of yours be renewed with lots of happiness and love. Happy New Year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the peace and joy of Christmas be with you today and throughout the New Year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sending you thoughtful wishes and lots of love as we enter the New Year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't forget to purchase token Hanukkah decorations so your holiday party doesn't seem racist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Many banks have a new kind of Christmas club in operation. The new club helps you save money to pay for last… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree! Those gifts are friends, family, kids and the one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whether you're offended by me saying Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas, take comfort in knowing I don't really mean either. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wintry Wishes. May this season bring you the gifts of peace, hope and joy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best wishes for the holidays and for health and happiness throughout the coming year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
