Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Only in souls the Christ is brought to birth, And there He lives and dies. — Alfred Noyes Copy Share Image
“Later the place was as deserted as Malcolm Muggeridge's Christmas party of fellow intellectuals.” — William Donaldson Copy Share Image
Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. — Oren Arnold Copy Share Image
Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish. — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
Make an effort to attend every Christmas party you're invited to, even if you can only stay a few minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Like my dad, I have a Christmas party most years. I like to celebrate and see as many people as possible. — Lauren Graham Copy Share Image
“Ada: "Dude, nothing matters. You’re going to go to that Christmas party looking like a million bucks and you’re going to show… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
Reverse psychology is an awesome tool, I don't know if you guys know about it, but basically you can make someone think… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There is no real bravery in getting paid to save someone's life. However, there is a large amount of bravery in a… — Shannon Alder Copy Share Image
Awkward psht, fumble a 6 year olds new toy at the family Christmas party for 15 minutes to get it to work,… — Trim1man Copy Share Image
Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
As a child of eight Mr. Trout had once kissed a girl of six under the mistletoe at a Christmas party, but… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
The ultimate gathering when I was younger would be an over-the-top Christmas party. Now, ugh, it's so sad... as I'm getting older,… — Haylie Duff Copy Share Image
I throw a Christmas party at my house. It's not really a Christmas party, because I don't want to call it a… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I once did a gig at an office Christmas party in the showroom floor of a friend's father's home appliance shop in… — Ronny Chieng Copy Share Image
The outdoor Christmas lights, green and red and gold and blue and twinkling, remind me that most people are that way all… — Harland Miller Copy Share Image
After an afternoon of interviewing Siri it turns out there are millions of questions that it can't or won't answer: How did… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
I think we felt the pressure more at first than this time around. But still you don't want to let anyone down.… — Rebecca Romijn Copy Share Image
Christmas is not in tinsel and lights and outward show. The secret lies in an inner glow. It's lighting a fire inside… — Wilferd Peterson Copy Share Image
One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky… — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
Regard yourself as a small corporation of one. Take yourself off on team-building exercises (long walks). Hold a Christmas party every year… — Will Self Copy Share Image
The concerted effort to minimize Christmas has resulted in it being our national Happy Holiday holiday. The Christmas season is now the… — Lyn Nofziger Copy Share Image
“About me as a drinker: I wasn't much of one and had a short, bad history of doing it. The few times… — Brock Clarke Copy Share Image
“Once or twice every night, serving dinner at the big round table, Enid glanced over her shoulder and caught him looking, and… — Jonathan Franzen Copy Share Image
“I won’t be responsible for helping you move someplace where you’re at risk. For one thing, Tate would kill me if anything… — Diana Palmer Copy Share Image
“Here was a temporary solution. Parole would get Mofokeng and Mokoena out of jail as quickly as possible. Other details could be… — Jeremy Gordin Copy Share Image
“Daniel." He looked up. "El-la.I was wondering if you'd catch me." He offered me a cigarette. I gave him a shame-on-you look;he… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“and confused if someone does not appreciate their niceness. Others often sense this and avoid giving them feedback not only, effectively blocking… — Kelly Bryson Copy Share Image
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child,… — Oren Arnold Copy Share Image
I throw a Christmas party at my house. It's not really a Christmas party, because I don't want to call it a… — Clarence Clemons Copy Share Image
Christmas is not just a day, an event to be observed and speedily forgotten. It is a spirit which should permeate every… — William Parks Copy Share Image
I like to think I'm like the guy who goes to the office Christmas party Friday night, insults some people, but still… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I gave a Christmas party last year - well, two Christmases ago - where I did a Sam Cooke show. I didn't… — R. Kelly Copy Share Image
The Supreme Court is expected to rule this week whether banning cross burning by groups like the Klu Klux Klan violates the… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Now there’s a sight you don’t see every day, huh? Two punked-out Goths throwing a Christmas party for sick children. (Doctor) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I was at the vice president's Christmas party. I thought that his speech was spectacular, and I knew that it was a… — Bradley Whitford Copy Share Image
