Gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis, put my LP on your Christmas gift list. — Eminem Copy Share Image
I beg to present you as a Christmas gift the city of Savannah. — William Tecumseh Sherman Copy Share Image
“It's like getting the best Christmas gift ever, but Santa decided to kick the crap out of you before you unwrapped it.” — Adrienne Martini Copy Share Image
Were it not for the shepherds, there would have been no reception. And were it not for a group of stargazers, there… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
I love the Christmas-tide, and yet, I notice this, each year I live; I always like the gifts I get, But how… — Carolyn Wells Copy Share Image
The perfect Christmas gift for a sportscaster, as all fans of sports clichés know, is a scoreless tie. — William Safire Copy Share Image
This year, I'm going to buy all of my Christmas gifts from Nike...Made for kids by kids. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's my new single - please buy it so we can get Christmas gifts for the kids this year. — Stevie Wonder Copy Share Image
Christmas began in the heart of God. It is complete only when it reaches the heart of man.Why wait for a call… — Robert Hughes Copy Share Image
Our relationship felt like a Christmas gift that you hadn't asked for and weren't expecting to receive, but the minute you saw… — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
From a very young age, I liked to take apart things. All of my Christmas gifts would wind up in a million… — Homaro Cantu Copy Share Image
I would only spend a week or two in the Philippines, most probably the week during my birthday because I am planning… — Manny Pacquiao Copy Share Image
Well Stephanie, I'd like to thank you for giving me such a kind Christmas gift, but unfortunately I didn't get you any… — Chris Jericho Copy Share Image
And thus was kept the first Christmas, the Christmas in the year one, with carols by the choir of heaven, and God's… — George Hodges (theologian Copy Share Image
In 2014, as a Christmas gift, I wrote an essay for my husband, about our story. Writing that showed me there was… — Megan Phelps-Roper Copy Share Image
Donald Trump is a big Christmas gift wrapped under the tree for Hillary Clinton. She desperately hopes she runs against Donald Trump.… — Carly Fiorina Copy Share Image
Joel Waldfogel is one of the smartest and funniest economists on the planet. I think of him every time I start to… — Ian Ayres Copy Share Image
I got this Christmas gift with the entire Beatles catalog. I had fun trying to duplicate what I was hearing on these… — M. Ward Copy Share Image
“Though unaware of it at that moment, Missie had just made some friends for life. Not one of those men sitting round… — Janette Oke Copy Share Image
The other Dons in the room applauded and rose to shake hands with everybody in sight and to congratulate Don Corleone and… — Mario Puzo Copy Share Image
“The desire and the effort to give to the Lord, born of the surrender of man to the plan of salvation, stamp… — John A. Widtsoe Copy Share Image
“Farmer Ben called about an oak table Papa’s repairing for him. They got to talking, and Ben told Papa that the farm… — Stan Berenstain Copy Share Image
And when we give each other Christmas gifts in His name, let us remember that He has given us the sun and… — Sigrid Undset Copy Share Image
“Autumn is always a time of Fear and Greed and Hoarding for the winter coming on. Debt collectors are active on old… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“In the history of terrible holidays, this ranks as the worst ever. Worse than the Fourth of July when Granddad showed up… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“Ugh. Would that Christmas could just be , without presents. It is just so stupid, everyone exhausting themselves, miserably haemorrhaging money on… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“When the time comes, & I hope it comes soon, to bury this era of moral rot & the defiling of our… — Dan Rather Copy Share Image
“A Lake Charles-based artist, Sally was a progressive Democrat who in 2016 primary favored Bernie Sanders. Sally's very dear friend and worl-traveling… — Arlie Russell Hochschild Copy Share Image
“Being real takes tremendous courage. We like approval, and we like respect, and to say otherwise is another form of denial. To… — Dave Ramsey Copy Share Image
“Janie ran to my side, where she tugged at the book eagerly as though she'd seen it before. "Flower book," she said,… — Sarah Jio Copy Share Image
The ideal Christmas gift is money, but the trouble is you can't charge it. — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
A merry Christmas to everybody! A happy New Year to all the world! — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. — Oren Arnold Copy Share Image
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