A merry Christmas to everybody! A happy New Year to all the world! — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
The ideal Christmas gift is money, but the trouble is you can't charge it. — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
My favorite Christmas gift as a child was - I had a ninja turtle skateboard. — Danny Amendola Copy Share Image
Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. — Oren Arnold Copy Share Image
Gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis, put my LP on your Christmas gift list. — Eminem Copy Share Image
Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have sex with you until Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Have you ever known anyone who bought a fruitcake for himself? Of course not. They are purchased as Christmas gifts, mostly for… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
At Christmas I no more desire a rose Than wish a snow in May's new-fangled mirth; But like of each thing that… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
The magi, as you know, were wise men wonderfully wise men who brought gifts to the Babe in the manger. They invented… — O. Henry Copy Share Image
The Christmas gift of peace was the uncoiling of the links of a triple chain that first unites a person with God,… — Fulton J. Sheen Copy Share Image
God i've missed you. I can't wait to give you your present. He kisses me hotter this time, and beneath me, through… — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
Most Americans acquire dogs impulsively and for dubious reasons: as a Christmas gift for the kids. Because they saw one in a… — Jon Katz Copy Share Image
Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all,… — Oren Arnold Copy Share Image
All they wanna do, is use your body and throw it away like some wrapper off a Christmas gift, if that's the… — Carniel Dunlop Copy Share Image
The best Christmas gift of all is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up with one another. Jesus is the… — Helen Keller Copy Share Image
Fragrance is a very personal gift, and I think that's why it makes a great Christmas gift. There's a very distinct signature… — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
I've got more than 600 pairs of Ray-Ban sunglasses, from 1950s originals to newer models. I have them on the wall like… — Suzi Quatro Copy Share Image
I was in a department store and I saw a weird-looking gadget. I asked the young saleslady what it was. She answered,… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
And when we give each other Christmas gifts in His name, let us remember that He has given us the sun and… — Sigrid Undset Copy Share Image
“Farmer Ben called about an oak table Papa’s repairing for him. They got to talking, and Ben told Papa that the farm… — Stan Berenstain Copy Share Image
“The desire and the effort to give to the Lord, born of the surrender of man to the plan of salvation, stamp… — John A. Widtsoe Copy Share Image
The other Dons in the room applauded and rose to shake hands with everybody in sight and to congratulate Don Corleone and… — Mario Puzo Copy Share Image
“Though unaware of it at that moment, Missie had just made some friends for life. Not one of those men sitting round… — Janette Oke Copy Share Image
“When the time comes, & I hope it comes soon, to bury this era of moral rot & the defiling of our… — Dan Rather Copy Share Image
“Janie ran to my side, where she tugged at the book eagerly as though she'd seen it before. "Flower book," she said,… — Sarah Jio Copy Share Image
“Being real takes tremendous courage. We like approval, and we like respect, and to say otherwise is another form of denial. To… — Dave Ramsey Copy Share Image
“A Lake Charles-based artist, Sally was a progressive Democrat who in 2016 primary favored Bernie Sanders. Sally's very dear friend and worl-traveling… — Arlie Russell Hochschild Copy Share Image
“In the history of terrible holidays, this ranks as the worst ever. Worse than the Fourth of July when Granddad showed up… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“Ugh. Would that Christmas could just be , without presents. It is just so stupid, everyone exhausting themselves, miserably haemorrhaging money on… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“Autumn is always a time of Fear and Greed and Hoarding for the winter coming on. Debt collectors are active on old… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
I beg to present you as a Christmas gift the city of Savannah. — William Tecumseh Sherman Copy Share Image
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