“Christmas fell upon Eastvale like a knife-wielding mugger desperate for a fix ...” — Peter Robinson Copy Share Image
“The first inkling of this notion had come to him the Christmas before, at his daughter's place in Vermont. On Christmas Eve,… — John Crowley Copy Share Image
I said to my wife, Michele, 'What would you like for Christmas? Anything you want, darling, anything in our means.' She said… — Gyles Brandreth Copy Share Image
Pre-Christmas is very important, and it is stressful, and, you know, even in the biblical story... travelling on the donkey in a… — Michael Leunig Copy Share Image
A tradition I have on Christmas morning - my son has always been the one that cooks the breakfast and I am… — Shirley Ballas Copy Share Image
On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bitches, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You know the real reason we celebrate Christmas, don't you? I mean, beyond Santa Claus and jungle bells and Christmas trees? You… — Melody Carlson Copy Share Image
“Christmas is not a date on a calendar. It’s more than a state of mind. It’s a condition of the heart.” — Toni Sorenson Copy Share Image
“Sometimes you’re just the sweetest thing. Like Christmas, summer holidays and a brand-new puppy all rolled into one.” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
In our racist, sexist society, Christmas is the eight hours when we stop killing each other and gratuitous overeating is encouraged so… — Lloyd Kaufman Copy Share Image
When God wanted to defeat sin, His ultimate weapon was the sacrifice of His own Son. On Christmas Day two thousand years… — Charles Colson Copy Share Image
Curious, how one remembered Christmas. Perhaps because other days might appeal to the head, but this one appealed to the heart. — Mary Roberts Rinehart Copy Share Image
Certain corpuscles, denominated Christmas Books, with the ostensible intention of swelling the tide of exhilaration, or other expansive emotions, incident upon the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The town looks like it belongs on a Christmas card or in a snow globe. It’s so Christmassy, even Santa set up… — Debbie Mason Copy Share Image
This year, I'm going to buy all of my Christmas gifts from Nike...Made for kids by kids. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“From now on, every Christmas, let's have a tradition where we eat soup out of a can by the fire.” — Cindi Madsen Copy Share Image
Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries. — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
Christmas is a tonic for our souls. It moves us to think of others rather than of ourselves. It directs our thoughts… — B. C. Forbes Copy Share Image
You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have always thought of Christmas as a good time; a kind, forgiving, generous, pleasant time; a time when men and women… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Heaven is something that we can easily get excited and thrilled about and look forward to. It will be like Christmas is… — David Berg Copy Share Image
