When my brothers and I would fight growing up, my mother would always say, 'You don't choose your family,' but marriage is the one loophole to that. — Robby Hoffman Copy Share Image
The best pen is the Sharpie S-Gel. I like a 0.5. A little thick to it, a little milky. Nothing better. — Robby Hoffman Copy Share Image
Suddenly, you go to set and there's Steve and I'm like, 'OK, I'm acting with Steve Carell,' but you have to get over it… — Robby Hoffman Copy Share Image
Toronto really is my stomping grounds. That's where I came up in stand-up. It's my favourite city of all the cities I've ever lived… — Robby Hoffman Copy Share Image
I take talking as seriously as I do writing, acting and stand-up. Not everybody is good at talking. — Robby Hoffman Copy Share Image
We grew up no frills, is how I would say it. We were going to be fed, sheltered and educated. — Robby Hoffman Copy Share Image
I'm not doing this to somebody else. We're not doing my egg. The back end's here. I don't need some kid coming to me… — Robby Hoffman Copy Share Image
I've worked with great guys, progressive guys, guys who've championed me. But even they have blind spots, because they've grown up with the male… — Robby Hoffman Copy Share Image
We get to be like music. You might be into rock, you might be into hip-hop, you might be into R&B. Comedy gets genres… — Robby Hoffman Copy Share Image
It's always that I have more thoughts. I wish I could turn my thoughts off, but thank god I have such an outlet that… — Robby Hoffman Copy Share Image
