“Motupi was a five-year-old chimpanzee with severe anger-management issues. He had recently arrived at FunJungle, and while he behaved normally most of the time, every now and then he would have massive emotional eruptions. During these, he would tear up… — Stuart Gibbs Copy Share Image
“that none of the locks on the toilet stalls in the common restroom worked.” — Stuart Gibbs Copy Share Image
“the entire world, sharks kill fewer than ten people a year, while coconuts falling from trees take out 150.” — Stuart Gibbs Copy Share Image
“Apparently, it was common for children to participate in the Civil War, and thus, lots of fathers had brought their sons along for a… — Stuart Gibbs Copy Share Image
“We have gathered here today to honor Benjamin Ripley for being the first person to ever regurgitate a wombat through a flugelhorn.” — Stuart Gibbs Copy Share Image
“There were rumors that at age three Erica had thwarted a trio of bank robbers with only a juice box and a Slinky.” — Stuart Gibbs Copy Share Image
“Erica approached a door marked RESTRICTED: DO NOT ENTER WITHOUT AUTHORIZATION, then jimmied the lock and entered without authorization.” — Stuart Gibbs Copy Share Image
“DVD into the hard drive, then brought up the file. It was quite large—a few hours of footage from multiple cameras—so it took a… — Stuart Gibbs Copy Share Image
“The principal wasn’t using his normal office because I’d blown it up by firing a mortar round into it. (It was an accident.)” — Stuart Gibbs Copy Share Image
“my dormitory had been waiting to have its septic system replaced since before the Berlin Wall fell.” — Stuart Gibbs Copy Share Image
“To my surprise, the toilet began to play music. It was probably supposed to be comforting, some sort of melody to soothe you while… — Stuart Gibbs Copy Share Image
