Child Right Quotes by Pat Paulsen

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself-and possibly teh bogey man.

— Pat Paulsen

Only a cheap politician, greedy for political gain, would try to single out one individual for blame. The fault lies not with the individual…

— Pat Paulsen

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

— Pat Paulsen

I like to pour my wines for people. I watch their eyes, I can see what they'll like. Most people say they don't like…

— Pat Paulsen

In conclusion, you can see that there is a place for censors and we only wish that we could tell you where it is.

— Pat Paulsen

I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered…

— Pat Paulsen

I've been on the campaign trail so long, some of my wine has turned to vinegar.

— Pat Paulsen

Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.

— Pat Paulsen

Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its 'saucy nuances.'

— Pat Paulsen

I once told Tommy Smothers, 'If I could just get the money and the women straightened out, the rest of my life would be…

— Pat Paulsen

I will not claim I will solve all the world's problems by myself. If I did, I'd have to run as a Republican or…

— Pat Paulsen

The last few years of my life have been a little like a long ride in a Poop de Ville with the bottom down.

— Pat Paulsen

I don't need adult supervision.

— Pat Paulsen

Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying,…

— Pat Paulsen

You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can only…

— Pat Paulsen