Andy Samberg and Chelsea Peretti went to kindergarten together. For real. — Daniel J. Goor Copy Share Image
When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around… — Zlatan Ibrahimovic Copy Share Image
But we have the players, as we have shown against good opposition this season, we're an extremely difficult side to live with… — Frank Lampard Copy Share Image
Our strategy [at Chelsea] is to bring up our own players through the academy, which we have invested a lot in, and… — Roman Abramovich Copy Share Image
I get to my feet when Chelsea fans sing 'Stand up if you hate Man U'. But though I hate them, I… — Ken Bates Copy Share Image
There are some die-hard 'Chelsea Lately' fans, and that's where the majority of my fans come from. Chelsea is really helping make… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
If Chelsea drop points, the cat's out in the open. And you know what cats are like - sometimes they don't come… — Alex Ferguson Copy Share Image
Who is the muppet coaching Chelsea??? AVB??? Hmmm!! 25yrs for Ferguson, hopefully not even 6 months for this AVB geezer! — Kevin Pietersen Copy Share Image
If Roman Abramovich helped me out in training we would be bottom of the league and if I had to work in… — Jose Mourinho Copy Share Image
I love the 6 Nations rugby. I feel very Scottish then. I feel very Scottish now, sitting in the middle of Chelsea.… — Rory Bremner Copy Share Image
There is a white girl from Australia that spits in an Australian accent, and her name is Chelsea Jane. That I can… — Rah Digga Copy Share Image
Ten years ago I also had a very difficult decision to make when we had (Carlo) Cudicini giving fantastic performances in Chelsea’s… — Jose Mourinho Copy Share Image
I love heels, and as a size 36, I've accumulated a wall of amazing high heels from catwalk shows over the years… — Liberty Ross Copy Share Image
At the trial of Chelsea Manning, the government could point to no case of specific damage that had been caused by the… — Edward Snowden Copy Share Image
Money plays an important role in football, but it is not the dominating factor. When Chelsea play a Carling Cup game in… — Roman Abramovich Copy Share Image
Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat cake' line. She seems like she… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
I meet young artists and it becomes clear that with some the main motivation is getting a show in Chelsea. It strikes… — Stephen Shore Copy Share Image
I've been a Chelsea supporter since I was little. I adore this club. — Edouard Mendy Copy Share Image
Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father. — John McCain Copy Share Image
Neymar could have earned just as much from Manchester City or Chelsea. — Marco Verratti Copy Share Image
This is what I expected when I came here to Chelsea, to play for titles. — Antonio Rudiger Copy Share Image