With the mailorder, I wake up in the morning, I check my e-mail, process the orders, and then I just print everything… — Keith Fullerton Whitman Copy Share Image
i would like to remind the management that the drinks are watered and the hat-check girl has syphilis and the band is… — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
Now that I have kids, I'm probably more overprotective than I've ever been. My wife's nickname for me is 'red alert.' I… — Matt Damon Copy Share Image
This election isn't about Barack Obama or Mitt Romney. It's about you. The other guys write $10 million checks and make $10,000… — Jim Messina Copy Share Image
Sometimes entire categories of craigslist are rendered nearly unusable by spam. Con artists prowl the listings, paying sellers with fake cashier's checks… — Gary Wolf Copy Share Image
Much of the world today, including the United States, is still living in the social, cultural, and political aftermath of Britain's cultural… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
I've learned the hard way at the national level that any erroneous statement will very quickly be magnified. So, as someone who… — Michele Bachmann Copy Share Image
Believe me, you don't walk away from the kind of money you make with a daily television show. You might get awful… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
The regular distribution of power into distinct departments; the introduction of legislative balances and checks; the institution of courts composed of judges… — Alexander Hamilton Copy Share Image
Philosophy takes as her aim the state of happiness...she shows us what are real and what are only apparent evils. She strips… — Seneca the Younger Copy Share Image
It is hard for us to admit we have a sin nature because we live in this system of checks and balances.… — Donald Miller Copy Share Image
Do you check it when you travel, do you check it when you're just at home? They'd be able to tell something… — Edward Snowden Copy Share Image
In a sense we've come to our nation's capital to cash a check. When the architects of our republic wrote the magnificent… — Martin Luther King, Jr Copy Share Image
I have a lot faith in the younger generation of music lovers. Youth isn't living in the past; if somebody tells them… — Neil Young Copy Share Image
What happens is that, you know, on Mondays, at least in the Senate, you know, Monday night we'd have what you'd call… — Olympia Snowe Copy Share Image
We offer a better way for dealing with persistent poverty in this country. A way that shows poor Americans the world beyond… — Paul Ryan Copy Share Image
I knew a dude whose entire check was going to his car. He didn't care. This is back when the Mustang 5.0… — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
And my first item on each day's list is this: Wake up. If I can check that off, I've already done something… — Will Schwalbe Copy Share Image
Politicians, in many cases - their moral code will be dictated by what can get them reelected, what they can get away… — Mark Leibovich Copy Share Image
I know these are going to sound like school reading-list suggestions, but if you like dystopian fiction, you should check out some… — Sara Shepard Copy Share Image
He who can curb his wrath as soon as it arises, as a timely antidote will check snake's venom that so quickly… — Gautama Buddha Copy Share Image
Even better than good error messages is a careful design which prevents a problem from occurring in the first place. Either eliminate… — Jakob Nielsen Copy Share Image
I consider myself pretty lazy, but I look back and check out the stuff I've done, and I say, 'God, that's a… — Jeff Bridges Copy Share Image
Everyone seems to have internalized the fact that you can say anything you want at a televised debate, and only a tiny… — Ted Cruz Copy Share Image
Last time I looked at a [pay]check, I said to myself, 'Who the hell is FICA? And when I meet him, I'm… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Jeff Beck is probably my favorite and biggest influence on the guitar. Touring with him in 2010 was such a milestone. I… — Gary Hoey Copy Share Image
Can I take a rain check? Weekends are busy for me." He shrugged, his perma smile back in all its dimpled glory.… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
There's a feature on Facebook where you can enable security that checks the device you're coming from. By default these features are… — Kevin Mitnick Copy Share Image
If government knew how, I should like to see it check, not multiply, the population. When it reaches its true law of… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
I never really liked "cool" books. I plowed through as much Borges and Joyce as possible, read the first half of V.… — Simon Rich Copy Share Image
I spent all of my money on film. I remember I would do these set-design jobs or transcribe or just anything to… — Ryan McGinley Copy Share Image
Forget all the bars and schmoozing and everybody checking out everybody else. My ideal date would be to park in a dark… — Brooke Burke Copy Share Image
I once made a check of all books in my fourth-grade classroom. Of the slightly more than six hundred books, almost one… — Jonathan Kozol Copy Share Image
If you took your child to the dentist and check for cavities, the child likely won't get them. If you take them… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Swing your partner, dosey-do, now clap your hands... uh-oh, that's all the square dance moves I know... I'll bluff the rest. Slap… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Time holds the final claim check for everything we gain or attain in this lifetime. All of our possessions, along with the… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
I protest against deference to any man, whether John Stuart Mill, or Adam Smith, or Aristotle, being allowed to check inquiry. Our… — William Stanley Jevons Copy Share Image
The people who truly know me know what I'm like. There have been people who try to say things that aren't fair,… — Kobe Bryant Copy Share Image
Making a Hollywood film you don't have a very big movie because they have a Safety Captain and insurance people on the… — Jackie Chan Copy Share Image
These matters require what I think of as the Shakespearean cast of thought. That is to say, a fine credulity about everything,… — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
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