Chairs Quotes · Page 4

An ordinary chair is always more comfortable than the king's chair!

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

Never open your mouth,unless you're in the dentist chair

— Sammy Gravano

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

— Steven Wright

She longed to throw something at him. A chair. Herself.

— Loretta Chase

Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie!

— Warren Ellis

You'll never see Spartacus in a (expletive) chair!

— Kirk Douglas

I don't want to speak to two empty chairs.

— Roger Clemens

If it's the right chair, it doesn't take too long to get comfortable in it.

— Robert De Niro

I gotta tell you, I do not envy whoever they try to put in David Letterman's chair. Folks those are some huge…

— Stephen Colbert

Chair or no chair: a binary relation. But the vicissitudes of moving the body around are infinite. You never know what a…

— Sarah Manguso

For writing, getting off our buts means getting on our butts-putting it into a chair and not moving from the chair for…

— Peter McWilliams

Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!

— Red Buttons

The first time I heard Clyde McPhatter singing with the Dominoes at the Apollo I just fell off my chair

— Ahmet Ertegun

Somehow, Rush can still sell out arenas. If I was sitting in row one, I would take my chair, unbolt it from…

— Kaki King

I had just settled Grandma on her folding chair and popped open our box lunch when the corpse floated by.

— Thomas McGuane

At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair…

— Kristen Schaal

I am convinced that if we as a society work diligently in every other area of life and neglect the family, it…

— Stephen Covey

Lenny Kravitz was the biggest gentleman on set. He always helped the ladies, like by pulling out the chair for them. If…

— Willow Shields

Forget the noose. Forget the Iron Maiden. Forget the electric chair or the guillotine. The mind was mankind's most painful torture chamber,…

— Tiffanie DeBartolo

When I was writing for children, I was writing genre fiction. It was like making a good chair. However beautiful it looked,…

— Mark Haddon

When you sit in a chair, you are not actually sitting there, but levitating above it at a height of one angstrom…

— Bill Bryson

I try to make images that have the immediate presence we take for granted in objects - a chair, a shoe, a…

— Michael Craig-Martin

I hate to sound esoteric, but there is something about a house that leads you to that one chair, that one corner,…

— Francisco Costa

I did grieve a bit when I wasn't having the chemo anymore. I was used to sitting in the little chair and…

— Jennifer Saunders

My cat is completely blind. I am watching her now, sweet-pea that is, circling the kitchen floor and bumping into the kitchen…

— Jann Arden

But then fall comes, kicking summer out on its treacherous ass as it always does one day sometime after the midpoint of…

— Stephen King

She [Carolyn Maloney] understands the whole picture. She is comfortable with these issues 'cause she is chair of the committee, and she's…

— Eleanor Smeal

Howard University holds something called "Heart's Day," an all day ceremony in which a writer is honored. I was the recipient of…

— Ishmael Reed

At times I believed that the last page of my book and the last page of my life were one and the…

— Nicole Krauss

William 'Big Bill' Rockefeller, who sold cancer 'cures' from a medicine wagon, taught him to leap into his arms from a tall…

— Jim Marrs

Then maybe it's time to change that." Della sat back in her chair. "Change what?" Kylie asked. "Come out of the closet.…

— C.C. Hunter

Americans have a taste for…rocking-chairs. A flippant critic might suggest that they select rocking-chairs so that, even when they are sitting down,…

— Anonymous

The thorn in the cushion of the editorial chair.

— William Makepeace Thackeray

Use your past successes as a trampoline, not an easy chair.

— H. Jackson Brown, Jr

There is always something melancholic about the empty chairs.

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

If the club was empty, I sang to the chairs.

— Tiny Tim

I'm not a big hijinker. I'm a big sit-in-my-chair-and-read-a-book-er.

— Amber Benson

I am a bit biased. I co-chair the campaign effort of George W. Bush.

— Katherine Harris

That would bring tears to the eyes of a rocking chair.

— Bucky Harris

Maybe there's a trapdoor under my chair, and I'll just disappear.

— J. D. Salinger