I was an ugly baby. On my birth certificate there was a listing for Probable Cause. — Ronnie Shakes Copy Share Image
Honey, I plan to marry you the moment the ink is dry on that death certificate. — Sara Gruen Copy Share Image
Check your spiritual birth certificate, you were made in the mighty image of God. — Joel Osteen Copy Share Image
Reading is such a personal thing to me. I'd much rather give someone a gift certificate to a bookstore, and let that… — Erik Larson Copy Share Image
I'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate. — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
When I was born my father spent three weeks trying to find a loophole in my birth certificate. — Jackie Vernon Copy Share Image
I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat… — Satchel Paige Copy Share Image
I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I've started collecting taxidermy: I've got a red squirrel, called Steve. I made sure he came with certificates so we know he… — Arthur Darvill Copy Share Image
I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I was trying to find out who my father was. They say that at that time, that if you are illegitimate, the… — Eartha Kitt Copy Share Image
Donald Trump brought up the issue of the birth certificate and it's getting huge buzz around the country. Even Chris Matthews has… — Sean Hannity Copy Share Image
The world is deathly ill. It is dying. The Great Physician has already signed the death certificate. Yet, there is still a… — Corrie Ten Boom Copy Share Image
The umlaut isn't on my birth certificate. I had this book as a child called Chloe and Maude, and there was an… — Chloe Sevigny Copy Share Image
The calf scramble will be during both rodeo performances and consist of children attempting to catch and halter several loose calves. If… — Kim Carnes Copy Share Image
The online credential, the online certificate is very different from an on campus certificate. And we really believe that online learning and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It occurred to me that I would like to be a poet. The chief qualification, I understand is that you must be… — Hector Hugh Munro Copy Share Image
Women who earn a certificate or degree from a community college, especially in STEM-related field, will be ready to move into a… — Jill Biden Copy Share Image
The world does not run on the number of certificates one has, but on the skills our hands have. Let the youth… — Narendra Modi Copy Share Image
Now the seasons are closing their files on each of us, the heavy drawers full of certificates rolling back into the tree… — Ted Kooser Copy Share Image
This whole business of Trade gives me to pause and think, as it constitutes false relations between men; inasmuch as I am… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
[Lennie meets Joe - he works out that she was named after John Lennon] I nod. "Mom was a hippie." This is… — Jandy Nelson Copy Share Image
I have people that have been studying [Obama's birth certificate] and they cannot believe what they're finding... I would like to have… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
How old are you? If your first reflex is to reply with your chronological age, the number on your birth certificate, you… — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
If your only nice to the people that are nice to you, big deal; what do you want, a gist certificate? Everyone… — John Bytheway Copy Share Image
Annie turned away, her eyes glittering. 'Here's what no one tells you,' she said. 'When you deliver a fetus, you get a… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
Sidney Blumenthal is very close friend of Secretary [Hillary] Clinton. And her campaign manager, Patti Doyle, went to - during the campaign,… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
Suicide is what the death certificate says when one dies of depression. — Peter D. Kramer Copy Share Image
A verbal threat is the most authentic certificate of impotence. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
There are few things in life that are harder to find and more important to keep than love. Well, love and a… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
Every sect is a certificate that God has not plainly revealed his will to man. To each reader the Bible conveys a… — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
![“[Lennie meets Joe - he works out that she was named after John Lennon] I nod. "Mom was a hippie." This is northern Northern California after all - the final frontier of freakerdom. Just in the eleventh grade we have a girl named Electricity, a guy named Magic Bus, and countless flowers: Tulip…” quote by Jandy Nelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/184/jandy-nelson-1913_birth_lennie-meets-joe-he-works-out-that-she-w_1625792.jpg)
![“I have people that have been studying [Obama's birth certificate] and they cannot believe what they're finding... I would like to have him show his birth certificate, and can I be honest with you, I hope he can. Because if he can't, if he can't, if he wasn't born in this country, which is a real…” quote by Donald Trump](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4eb/donald-trump-18_being-honest_i-have-people-that-have-been-studying-ob_64831.jpg)
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