FACT: If you clip your cell phone to your belt, your chances of getting laid decreases by 97%. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A 'boyfriend' locks his phone, a faithful boyfriend would say 'Babe answer that or check that text for me.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not being able to find your cell phone triggers a panic in the brain similar to a near death experience. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So I put your phone on 'Airplane Mode' and threw it up in the air...Worst Transformer ever. Just saying... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you look on his phone and you see a picture you sent him as his screensaver — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you don't have a good signal on your phone and you go all lion king on it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cell phones ruined the fun of pushing a fully clothed person into the pool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I delete someone from the contacts in my phone, it feels like I'm deleting that person from existence. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are people who own cars and are getting free cell phones. A car helps one find a job, too. Where do… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We're living an era where capturing moments using our phones is more important than actually living these moments with whoever is beside… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes the only reason I get up in the moring is to check my phone to see if last night you were… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“loved my cell phone as much as the next person, but the way they came out with new ones every year (and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The truth is, I'm not mad at you. I just hate the fact that every time your name lights up on my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And understand that scarce spectrum is used today for example for cell phone operators, they have to pay for the airwaves they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I woke up one day and thought something was missing. So I got up from my bed, grabbed my cell phone and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“But the world is changing at warp speed, and cities have to evolve to stay ahead of the curve. Which brings us… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The greatest frustration happens when you are alone… Missing that person like anything… Cell phone in your hand… Number at your fingertips...… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never together I fall down and cry I finally asked him But what did he do? Nothing He never even looked at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, the only thing that can make your lazy butt get up is when your laptop says 10% Battery Remaining. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's nothing like feeling trapped. That's why I can't ever renew my cell phone contract or be in a relationship — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't like talking on the phone when my parents are listening. So uncomfortable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey, my parents should be proud of me because I'm addicted to my phone not drugs! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They should have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wouldn't it be nice if memories could be erased as easily as a cell phone contact? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your boyfriend or girlfriend has no texts in their phone's history, chances are you're being cheated on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To forget you is hard to do and to forget me is up to you. Forget me not, forget me never. Forget… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We have Kenjii. We have my cell phone. Since we aren't officially dating, I'm sure you'll agree that's all the protection we… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The federal government should only be providing services for emergencies. You and I, taxpayers, shouldn't be paying for cell phones so someone… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Smartphones has already replaced camera, calendars, notebooks, alarm clocks etc in our life, don't let them replace you in your family. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
