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Cell phone Quotes by Anonymous

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A buzzing phone that flashes a friend's name can turn a bad day into a bright smile, while a weak signal can make anyone go lion‑king on it in frustration. Some messages ask for numbers in awkward ways, and status updates sometimes pretend a person left the house. The device becomes a mix of comfort, annoyance, and social dance.

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Got my phone!!!

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I'm sick of checking my phone and not seeing your name...

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If bread had a cell phone during Passover, I'd sext it.

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Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check Facebook …

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'Do you have a cell phone?' Translation: I want your number but I don't want to make this awkward.

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When someone takes a private photo, on a private cell phone, it should remain just that: private.

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Congratulations on being the last person in the galaxy without a cell phone

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My cell phone is my watch, camera, flashlight, calculator and so much more.

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If only losing weight was as easy as losing my cell phone, my keys, my temper, or even my mind, Id be…

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A Relationship With No Trust Is Like A Cell Phone With No Service, And All You Can Do Is Play Games…

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Tell anyone that says Cell Phones don't speed up death to TEXT AND DRIVE!

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Not to name names, but I know some of you update your status from your phone so it appears like you actually…

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As you're turning 65, you can probably appreciate the many modern advances that we have today. Back then, the only cell phones…

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The night is silent but I can't sleep. Maybe because I am waiting for my cell phone to beep. Before I dream,…

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That heart attack you get when your parents are using your phone and you start hoping they don't look through your pictures…

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I love when we are talking on the phone and being able to tell when you're smiling, it makes me smile. And…

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BOY:Do you have a PEN? Girl: Yeah BOY: Oh.. Its Out Of Ink ! Girl: What? ...You�re Kidding, It Works! Boy: It…

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It takes a message from you to get my cell phone to vibrate, but I only have to think of you to…

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Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall…

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Teenage Years --- Your close friend becomes your enemy. Boys become pricks. Lollipops turn to ciggarettes. the innocent ones turn to sluts.…

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The cell phone companies add to the problem. Every one they give out, they get money for from the federal government. So…

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“The true-life stories sound like jokes with the same punch line: Why did the man almost walk into a bear? Why did…

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I really can't picture anyone having a crush on me. I can't picture someone thinking about me before they fall asleep. I…

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“your car were to break down and your cell phone had no service, where do you think you would have a better…

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I really can't picture anyone having a crush on me or falling in love with me. I can't picture someone thinking about…

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I had someone call me this morning telling me they had somebody who would only work a certain number of hours a…

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“If anything, the revelations about NSA spying on foreign leaders are less significant than the agency’s warrantless mass surveillance of whole populations.…

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Sometimes life really sucks. Then I see your name pop up on my cell phone and I cant help but smile.

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The awkward moment when you're smiling at your phone and your parents ask who you're talking to.

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Dear phone, Thank you for not making me look like a loner in awkward situations. Sincerely me

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So me and my phone are playing hide and seek. My phone is winning...

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I answer unknown calls on my cell phone because I'm a fearless person.

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Dont unlock the doors to your heart for someone who wont even unlock their cell phone for you.

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Only God can judge me, he's also the only person that I'll let borrow my cell phone.

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Everybody knows I return all of my phone calls. I pick up my cell phone myself, much to the chagrin of my…

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Waiting for a specific person to text you, but every time the phone vibrates, it's everyone else but that person.

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You're the reason I check my phone every 5 minutes, just to see if I have a new message.

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Without my phone, my life feels so empty, boring, clueless and awkward

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5 Things A Girl Could Not Live Wihout: 1. Make-up 2. Cell phone 3. Her purse 4. The mall 5. Her best friends.

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I miss the days when you could just push someone into a pool without worrying about their cell phone.

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