Somewhere around the place I've got an unfinished short story about Schrodinger's Dog; it was mostly moaning about all the attention the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
For some reason, cats are usually addressed familiarly, though no cat has ever drunk bruderschaft with anyone. — Mikhail Bulgakov Copy Share Image
“A Helping Paw has been placed as Finalist in the 2019 Foreword INDIES Book of the Year Awards” — Allan Gilmour Copy Share Image
“They may look soft and cuddly, but even the most pampered house cat is a bloodthirsty butcher at heart. Felines love murder,… — Meg Lambourne Copy Share Image
I respect cats that can rap and everything, but the artist that inspires me is Turf Talk. — E-40 Copy Share Image
The name of a cat has to come from something that just occurs to you by interacting with the cat. — El-P Copy Share Image
I'm allergic to cats, so I'm psychologically wired to associating kittens with itchy eyes and popping Claritin. — Ross Butler Copy Share Image
Cats can do whatever they want, whenever they want, without regard to what anyone says or does. Rather like Princesses. — Terry Brooks Copy Share Image
I had a lot of respect for Prodigy. He brought the hood to the booth. When we were trying to shape this… — Rakim Copy Share Image
“Well, how we going to sleep with that going on?" his wife demanded, not unreasonably. "Are they making love, or are they… — William Irish Copy Share Image
“Japanese goldfish, With your gossamer tail, You are the loveliest creature I have ever seen." "Japanese kitten, Put your tongue back in… — Paul Gallico Copy Share Image
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
“For just a little while, in all our lives, we're granted brief glimpses at the way things really operate. In those times,… — Edward Morris Copy Share Image
“The one small room the house contained was scoured as a seashell. There was a table, a chest, a bedstead with a… — Elizabeth George Speare Copy Share Image
If the Pluto mission was a cat, then it would've been dead long ago because they only get nine lives, and we've… — Alan Stern Copy Share Image
For all cats have this particularity, each and every one, from the meanest alley sneaker to the proudest, whitest she that ever… — Angela Carter Copy Share Image
“If forced to choose, Giacometti once said, he would rescue a cat from a burning building before a Rembrandt.” — David Markson Copy Share Image
“I wanted it so much,’ she said. ‘I don’t know why I wanted it so much. I wanted that poor kitty. It… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I think I would probably be He-Man because Battle Cat would clinch the deal for me because I've always wanted a large,… — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
“Even gods decay. Like, in 1890 somebody sold off thousands of mummified Ancient Egyptian sacred cats - _for fertilizer_. Get the point?… — Jonathan Gash Copy Share Image
In Egypt, the cats...afford evidence that animal nature is not altogether intractable, but that when well-treated they are good at remembering kindness. — Claudius Aelianus Copy Share Image
Better to be the cat gazing coolly down from a high wall, its expression inscrutable. The cat that shunned petting, that needed… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
If there's a black cat that crosses the street in my path, I will turn around and walk 20 minutes out of… — Lauren Groff Copy Share Image
I do quite like that Andrew Lloyd Webber song from 'Cats.' What's it called? 'Memory?' Sends shivers up your spine. — Lemmy Copy Share Image
Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog. — Tim Allen Copy Share Image
When I play with my cat, who knows whether I do not make her more sport than she makes me? — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
There's very good evidence that the average cat in Europe has a larger environmental footprint in its lifetime than the average African. — Jason W Clay Copy Share Image
“Loyalty is for the dogs. Count me among the cats. And count me twice—once for each of my faces.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
My mum bought discounted tickets for shows like 'Cats' and 'Les Miserables'; I became completely enamoured. — Emily Ratajkowski Copy Share Image
Even the minds of animals, such as dogs, lions, cats, and serpents, become charmed with music. — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
I had a 'Cats' phase, where I did lots of overturned furniture and trash cans. I asked for a fog machine for… — Ben Platt Copy Share Image
After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And… — Charlotte Gray Copy Share Image
“Dear cat, your ears are flipped inside out, so I know you’re not listening to a word I’m not saying.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Never pick up a stray kitten . . . unless you've already made up your mind to be owned by it. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of… — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
There is a giant gulf between doing something and doing nothing. And someone who makes a lolcat and uploads it - even… — Clay Shirky Copy Share Image
“Cats, I decided, had certain advantages over men. There were loyal without being sycophantic, independent without being absent, and affectionate without being… — Betsy Tobin Copy Share Image
“He thought of the kittens his cat Spike had birthed in his linen closet. Spike was the cat he’d thought was a… — Mar Preston Copy Share Image
Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heard that the best way to keep other cats out of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Surely you're not saying that the life of a human and the life of an animal are of the same value?' he… — David Michie Copy Share Image