“Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer.” — Bruce Graham Copy Share Image
“Sophie knew about power animals,everyone did...Sophie thought she might be a cat, she liked cats a lot.” — Michelle Tea Copy Share Image
“Nothing snubs quite like a cat. What evolutionary purpose did it serve, this inherent disdain, this artful blanking?” — Will Wiles Copy Share Image
“In the room, the cats eat mad spaghetti Talking of Lawrence Ferlinghetti. --from "The Dream Song of J. Alfred Kerowack.” — Richard Fariña Copy Share Image
“I gave him an A for effort . . . or would that be for eviscerating? Or ability to generate pet damage? How do you… — Kristi Charish Copy Share Image
“It was the cat, who had the usual talent for hiding from people who like cats and cleaving unto those who have… — Joe Haldeman Copy Share Image
You would wind up as a cat, I told her. They don't need anyone else. I need you, she replied. Well, I… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“my cat is always looking at me like i am forgetting something crucial and he depends on it” — Megan Boyle Copy Share Image
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
“The one small room the house contained was scoured as a seashell. There was a table, a chest, a bedstead with a… — Elizabeth George Speare Copy Share Image
If the Pluto mission was a cat, then it would've been dead long ago because they only get nine lives, and we've… — Alan Stern Copy Share Image
“Cat was searching for the company of one who would make her happy. Some of us did not have to look long… — Alexander McCall Smith Copy Share Image
A lot of cats in New Orleans, very soulful, very soulful musicians and they assume that they're singers. And they just make… — Wendell Pierce Copy Share Image
Giving the cat a name, like marriage, is not an easy thing. Soon I experienced the selection of name for a baby,… — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
Spotting a rare bird is never worth the bite of a cur. Once bitten by a German shepherd, I knew that I… — James D. Watson Copy Share Image
I love animals. I just don't want to have a pet. That's OK, right? I would take a dog over a cat,… — Erin Foster Copy Share Image
Black church services, murderers, Arabs serving burger its. Cats with gold permanents move they bags as herbalist. — Common Copy Share Image
Psychologists now recognize that the need in some people to have a dozen cats is really a sublimated desire to have two… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
Faith, Princess," the Prism Cat repeated. "It is a highly underrated weapon against the dark things in this world. — Terry Brooks Copy Share Image
A mouse who wishes to fool the cat doesn't simply scamper out of its hole whenever it feels the slightest urge. — Arthur Golden Copy Share Image
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The man that sets out to carry a cat by it's tail learns something that will always be useful and which will… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“I felt like I was well on my way to becoming the neighborhood cat lady. All I needed were the cats.” — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
Any time you have to move in two days, it's crazy. It's like, 'Who am I going to get to take care… — Tanya Saracho Copy Share Image
For thirty centuries, from her sacred seat the cat looked down, and crouching at her feet, beheld the race of conquering Pharaohs… — Hippolyte Taine Copy Share Image
I don met all kinds of ladies, I don beat all kind of cat. I know just how to get it right,… — Webbie Copy Share Image
“In front of her the cat Greebo, glad to be home again, lay on his back with all four paws in the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Once upon a time there was a musician who slew his four cats, stuffed them in a garbage can, left the building,… — Günter Grass Copy Share Image
Cats have a contempt of speech. Why should they talk when they can communicate without words? — Lilian Jackson Braun Copy Share Image
“Just got done giving my cat a haircut and eating dinner. The two events are unrelated, though I might cough up a… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Be careful with this one" said Dina, bending down to greet the cat. "All cats are half jinn, but I think she's… — G. Willow Wilson Copy Share Image
“Of course cats [can see ghosts]. As far as I can tell, all cats. But they aren't terribly impressed with the fact… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
People who don't like cats always seem to think there is some peculiar virtue in not liking them. — Lucy Maud Montgomery Copy Share Image
There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Cat talk is a complicated, self-centered language. If you speak to your cat first, it probably won't speak back. Cats initiate conversations. — Jean Craighead George Copy Share Image
“A female feline named Katta Is getting fatta and fatta But she's pretty and purry And funny and furry So what does… — Lilian Jackson Braun Copy Share Image