Cats Quotes · Page 31

“If man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.”

— Mark Twain

People don't choose or own cats. Cats choose the people they want to own.

— Warren Eckstein

“I’ll see a cat and instinctively start petting the hair on my back.”

— Jarod Kintz

Great, lets round up all the useless cats and hope a tree falls on them - Jayfeather

— Erin Hunter

I just don't get cats. To me, they're a waste of fur.

— Rita Rudner

“Except cats couldn’t read minds, of course.”

— J.R. Ward

Few animals display their mood via facial expressions as distinctly as cats.

— Konrad Lorenz

Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.

— Oliver Gaspirtz

Don't ever, ever, ever give up, because you're here for a reason, even if it's just to laugh at cats on the…

— Jenna Marbles

Most cats feel that bird-catching is their duty; the instinct goes back to prehistoric times. Amber keeps in practice by chasing moths.

— Gladys Taber

Have you ever noticed how a cat stretches after a nap? We can learn from watching animals.

— Cyd Charisse

Cats appear to have a wonderful ability to weed out everything they don't need to know, while honing in on what is…

— Christina Hendricks

“The mouse that makes jest of a cat has already seen a hole nearby... We don't fear the devil because we are…

— Israelmore Ayivor

“The cat is beauty and the beast, a baffling blend, a wicked feast. For all who dream of varied light, the cat…

— Wendy Beck

You'd really spend about a hundred dollars for fake testicles for your cat? I'm not sure I'd spend that for fake testicles…

— John Dobbin

“Then he smiled, like a cat who had just been entrusted with the keys to a home for wayward but plump canaries.”

— Neil Gaiman

Most cats do not approach humans recklessly. The possibility of concealed weapons, clods or sticks, tend to make them reserved. Homeless cats…

— Lloyd Alexander

Kitten, four hours of sleep while holding you is far more beneficial to me than eight hours of endless tossing and turning…

— Jeaniene Frost

“When I was ten years old, one of my friends brought a Shaleenian kangaroo-cat to school one day. I remember the way…

— David Gerrold

When the man was disgraced and told to go away, he was allowed to ask all the animals whether any of them…

— Richard Adams

We had to pose with towels wrapped around us, holding rubber rings, that sort of thing. The turning point came when a…

— Keren Woodward

Success is like tip of the tail !!! If cat runs to catch the tail. It has to keep running forever. But…

— Anonymous

“I'll buy you a blow-up doll. I'm sure my mate won't mind when I explain how hard up you are." She didn't…

— Nalini Singh

“I know that market value is a repulsive accounting of somebody’s worth, and many of us would be unable to put a…

— Jessica Pierce

I don't hate cats...as long as they stay on the freeway, where they belong.

— Brad Stine

Whatever class and race divergences exist, top cats are tom cats.

— Elizabeth Janeway

Five cats and a woman. That is all I need in life.

— Alejandro Jodorowsky

A black cat crossing your path signifies…… that the cat is going somewhere!

— Rose Hathway

“You call my cat Princess Fancy Pants, Ace, we got problems.”

— Kristen Ashley

“i look back on my life and it seems to me to be just one damned kitten after another”

— Don Marquis

When cats sat staring into the fire they were thinking out problems.

— Dorothy L. Sayers

In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

— Terry Pratchett

“Cats are like walking brooms you can actually comfortably cuddle with.”

— Jarod Kintz

So, yeah. Our cat was a goddess. What else is new?

— Rick Riordan

For me, one of the pleasures of cats company is their devotion to bodily comfort.

— Anonymous

“Police chiefs don't think a cat can possibly turn into a lion; and yet, it happens.”

— Victor Hugo

If your cat's speaking Latin, you might have a problem.

— Jason Hawes

When Rome burned, the emperor's cats still expected to be fed on time.

— Anonymous

I'm not a big fan of cats, but I can make her pussy purr.

— Nikhil Saluja

After eating a hundred mice, the cat makes a hadj to Mecca.

— Shauna Singh Baldwin