For the first time the people of Iraq are united. Today on CNN I saw a Kurd, a Shiite and a member… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
A guy in Pennsylvania was arrested because he was drunk in his golf cart going from bar to bar. So they arrested… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I've always had a fascination for the stage which has to do with transfiguration. One moment you are John Smith from East… — Robert Dessaix Copy Share Image
Writing helped to have jobs that involved running around, pushing things like dish carts and wheelbarrows. It would be hard to sit… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
I think of modern marriage as a car strangely fashioned out of an old abandoned horse carriage, built upon the framework of… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
[Vernon Jordan] and [Bill] Clinton would be in the same golf cart, they'd been out there playing golf, and every other word,… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
![“[Vernon Jordan] and [Bill] Clinton would be in the same…” quote by Rush Limbaugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/9fa/rush-limbaugh-28_bills_vernon-jordan-and-bill-clinton-would-be_3222602.jpg)