I'm glad Carol Vorderman has left Countdown, I mean it's not like she did much. She was effectively just an autistic shelf-stacker. — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
I'd like to scale back the television. I'm constantly told that I'm over-exposed, and I don't want to end up like Carol… — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
Sometimes we spend 20 minutes just watching Carol Vorderman brush her hair in the mornings. — Ant McPartlin Copy Share Image
