If I had to just play 200 shows a year with the same set, there'd be a gun. In my mouth. With bullets in it. — Bob Schneider Copy Share Image
I would love to have everybody in the world love Bob Schneider. That's my goal- hundred per cent world domination! — Bob Schneider Copy Share Image
My dad's a musician, and he taught me how to play when I was three, I think, so I've been playing ever since. It's… — Bob Schneider Copy Share Image
It would take a lot of time and effort (to repair the computers). And they can't run (programs and games) kids are interested in… — Bob Schneider Copy Share Image
Usually horror in your personal life can translate into some good music. Sometimes. Sometimes it can be really maudlin and boring, and kind of… — Bob Schneider Copy Share Image
I'm always writing new songs and doing them live, and I may do it for a week or two, and then never do it… — Bob Schneider Copy Share Image
“i'll stack everything that you taught me in a pile on my heart and let it suffocate me with it's sweet persistent weight” — Bob Schneider Copy Share Image
