I don't get much sense of reward from having discovered how to get the Foo card to coexist with the Bar card. — Jamie Zawinski Copy Share Image
When a new CEO comes, make sure you send him a visiting card to say, 'Sir, I'm with you'. — Sourav Ganguly Copy Share Image
Credit card agreements run as long as 30 pages, and it's 30 pages of largely incomprehensible text. — Elizabeth Warren Copy Share Image
I don't even like Washingtons in my pocket. Black card go hard when I'm shopping. — Jay Z Copy Share Image
What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card. — Michael R. Burch Copy Share Image
April was my first major role and provided me with my Equity card. — Conchata Ferrell Copy Share Image
When I was a kid I really liked the card games, so I may download one of those. — Nelly Korda Copy Share Image
You know war has already decided to invite us before we think of giving it our invitation card. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
There are clearly some policies that need to change, and the reputation of the credit card industry is not high. Reforms need… — Kenneth Chenault Copy Share Image
Sometimes entire categories of craigslist are rendered nearly unusable by spam. Con artists prowl the listings, paying sellers with fake cashier's checks… — Gary Wolf Copy Share Image
Each time you toss out a 'singing' greeting card, you are disposing of more computing power than existed in the entire world… — Paul Saffo Copy Share Image
A shop bought card saying Get Well Soon. Didn't seem to fit the bill. This hand made card hopes that pretty soon...… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
The Prescription Drug Benefit we passed in Congress is already working to make prescription drugs available and affordable for all seniors who… — Mark Kennedy Copy Share Image
I'm just a simple guy. I love being at my house with my family, I love playing dominos and card games and… — Jase Robertson Copy Share Image
I worry that every time I lay down my credit card of choice, it says something about me. About my social standing… — Sandi Toksvig Copy Share Image
“If only there was enough space on this tiny card to evoke my unfettered joie de vivre for what you have done.… — Joshua Braff Copy Share Image
The library card is a passport to wonders and miracles, glimpses into other lives, religions, experiences, the hopes and dreams and strivings… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
At its core, bitcoin is a smart currency designed by very forward-thinking engineers. It eliminates the need for banks, gets rid of… — Peter Diamandis Copy Share Image
When we go to court, they are going to have to come up with all the evidence where they are accusing me… — Joe Arpaio Copy Share Image
“So here’s the dealio; I was trying to think of what I could get for your birthday that would mean something, not… — Christina Baker Kline Copy Share Image
It's like, hmm, there's people with $2000 weaves that could have bought health care with that weave money. They don't have insurance.… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
My first 'Daily Show' piece was pretending I had this terrible immigrant journey, so I went to talk to an immigration lawyer… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
I am much more wired to be an athlete than anything else. I understand the 'hard work = payoff' equation in sports.… — Kirk Acevedo Copy Share Image
Talent is to actors what luck is to card players. Its not really anything; its just a fictitious word that people have… — Shia LaBeouf Copy Share Image