That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet. (on Warren Moon) — Bum Phillips Copy Share Image
Crib's like a mob boss. My bitch get my car washed. We don't stop, my dick out, her jaw drop. — Mac Miller Copy Share Image
Out of everyone, I call Bruce for help the most. Hes a perfect role model for him. He takes Mason to the… — Kourtney Kardashiany Copy Share Image
Have you ever noticed how nice people are at the car wash?! Maybe it's just me, but it makes me happy. Weird,… — Brittany Snow Copy Share Image
When I got to Toronto, I got a job at the car wash for 90 cents an hour but you got paid… — Rocky Johnson Copy Share Image
Don Gullett's the only guy who can throw a baseball through a car wash and not get the ball wet. — Pete Rose Copy Share Image
Running a casino is like robbing a bank with no cops around. For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away your sins.… — Robert De Niro Copy Share Image
I used to work selling ice lollies and sweets on the road. I worked at a car wash as well. — Richarlison Copy Share Image
I always thought it would be a great thing to do an art carwash. So you can actually go and get your… — Kenny Scharf Copy Share Image
“You look like you got more of a bath than the car. I never thought washing a car would be so hard,… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
An inmate in a Florida prison wrote to agree with me on the availability of guns, saying that a 'criminal can and… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
“Thus have computational improvements in weather forecasting delivered a body blow to an industry as seemingly immune to technology advances as Buenos… — Salim Ismail Copy Share Image
“My fur coat doesn’t need to be dry cleaned, because it’s self-cleaning. It’s constantly licking its fur to keep itself clean. Beats… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It's said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. In… — Jim Cornette Copy Share Image
“Mr. Bakker, this home’s biggest pain in the neck, ran his Canta through the car wash but forgot to close his window.… — Hendrik Groen Copy Share Image
I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I constantly get out of my comfort zone. Looking cool is the easiest way to mediocrity. The coolest guy in my high… — Terry Crews Copy Share Image
He looked at my lips. I suddenly found myself wanting to lick his. 'Yes,' he replied, his eyes going molten. My breath… — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
It was so embarrassing, everytime I see it, I blush. Imagine if you saw yourselves like that. It's one thing to get… — Liv Tyler Copy Share Image
“It was the gravity of the place. In football the facility was designed to be difficult to leave. Everything was there for… — Nicholas Dawidoff Copy Share Image
I will kiss you good morning, I will make you breakfast and a cup of coffee before you wake up,I will open… — London Mond Copy Share Image
After leaving school, I travelled around Europe for about six months. In Denmark, I thought that was my chance to get an… — Becki Newton Copy Share Image
I write about how in Midland, the mayor instituted water conservation measures like restrictions on car washing. He made a point though… — Gail Collins Copy Share Image
“Kilgore here will keep the record straight.” “Kilgore?” “The tape recorder. I name things. If you name things, then you treat them… — Aaron Starmer Copy Share Image
“True, there's an aisle devoted to foreign foods, and then there are familiar foods that have been through the Japanese filter and… — Matthew Amster-Burton Copy Share Image
“I was afraid of anyone in a costume. A trip to see Santa might as well have been a trip to sit… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
“No, what little inspiration I have in life comes not from any sense of racial pride. It stems from the same age-old… — Paul Beatty Copy Share Image
“The Endowed Progress Effect Punch cards are often used by retailers to encourage repeat business. With each purchase, customers get closer to… — Nir Eyal Copy Share Image
“My God,” she says. “I feel like I’ve gone through a car wash.” I laugh, or force myself to, because it’s not… — Kaui Hart Hemmings Copy Share Image
Set It Off? My shit was Wack in that, Man! I don't feel like I'm a good Actor. I feel like I… — Dr Dre Copy Share Image
“Stupid Reilly. Guy should work in a car wash. If he wrecks this specimen, I’ll kill him.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Making love to him was like going through a car wash, except you came out dirtier and more alive at the other… — Charles Baxter Copy Share Image
Everything seems more possible. Aeroplane in the car wash. White girl goes bleaching. Ping with Nokia 3310, mr president eats Gucci rice… — Don Kel Copy Share Image
Literal cleanliness and orderliness can release us from abstract cognitive and affective distress - just consider how, during moments where life seems… — Robert Sapolsky Copy Share Image
“The car wash sign said, “Free Vacuums.” So I told them I wanted a high-powered Dyson. I figured it’d be a good… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It's settled, then," Grace said. She turned back to Nick. "Take the Jag to the car wash and for heaven's sake clean… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
