Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive. — Bud Abbott Copy Share Image
It gets boring at home. How many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on TV? — Bud Abbott Copy Share Image
Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third... — Bud Abbott Copy Share Image
Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive. — Bud Abbott Copy Share Image
They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately. — Bud Abbott Copy Share Image
They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water! — Bud Abbott Copy Share Image
It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television? — Bud Abbott Copy Share Image
That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody. — Bud Abbott Copy Share Image
Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time. — Bud Abbott Copy Share Image
